A man dies and goes to heaven. He looks around the white fluff, and notices thousands of clocks all about, all set at different times.

He reaches the gates, and asks St.Peter, what's with all the clocks. He replies, "They're lie clocks, everytime someone lies, the hands move a little, every human had one."

The man points at one and asks, "Who's is that?" St.Peter replies, "Mother Teresa's, it still at twelve o'clock, meaning she never lied in her whole life."

"Who clock is that?" "Abraham Lincoln's, it's at 12:02, he only lied twice in his entire life."

The man wonders, "Where's George W. Bushes clock?" St.Peter replies, "In Jesus' office, he using it as a ceiling fan."

haha. that's funny

thats a good slamming george bush joke!

LOL haha bush haha

i bet you hes cool down in his office...lol...

I've heard this before.

rotflmao TRUE!!

LMAO hilariousPROPS!!

HAHAHA bush

yup. bush is such a friggen liar.

::jerry::

hahahaha!! funny!!

omg...LOL!!!! good joke!

hahaha

omg wtf haha so you're saying that George Bush is a big liar?! the heck... you're doing it wrong all wrong...it should be John Kerry the biggest LIAR!

aww..thats horrible..it should be kerry's clock for shure

rofl rofl thats funny

it'd be funnier if u used kerry instead of bush.

i agree with diezelbabygrl_xoxo, it would've been funnier if it was kerry.

No it wouldnt.



Anyways, nice joke! hilarious!

LOL. Nice.

If there were a clock for Kerry, it'd spin clockwise, then counter-clockwise, then clockwise again, and so on...

haha. that made me laugh more than the original joke.