ok for some reason i laugh really hard at corny jokes this just poped up in my head does anybody else like corny jokes and do u know any?

please no " 2 blondes walk in a bar" lol

1.) I wouldn't want to hear them
2.) This belongs in the 'Humor' section.

humor section

my favorite corny joke
Q:What do you call a 50-yard dash for transvestites?
A:a drag race!

you should check out the dead baby jokes \m/

Rofl.
You too the words right out of my mouth, Joe(2). Haha. XD

Yeah, this belongs in humor, and I'm not big on jokes. I don't tell jokes. I just find everything amusing and that is how my humor devleoped. Mmm-hmm.

Moved to Humor

I don't know any jokes well, some are not appropriate... ;]

Fine, Fine, I'll be nice and post a lame one.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?












A: "Where's my tractor?"

Haha.
Ooh, ooh. Here's a lame one!

Q. How did the math book get across the road?












A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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How clever.

oo i got one!

Q: Why did the cracker go 2 the doctor?































A:Because he felt a little crumby.

I learned that in 1st grade lol

Q] WHy did the turtle cross the road

A] to get to the shell station!!

HAHAHAHHAHA ..... -_-a

wut is 6 scared of 7...


7 8[ate] 9


GET IT?? HAHAHAHA.. no

what does a dog say on sand paper?

Rough. Rough.

i know a couple

Q.Whats brown and sticky?














A. A stick

Q.where does a general keep his army









A.In his sleevy

get it get it hahaha

"She left?!"
"No, she right."

HAHAH. Oh boy, I'm so lame.

Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?
Shore

Where do pigs park their cars?
In a porking lot.

Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
His mom told him to "live in the present!"

What do little piggies bring home from school?
A repork card.

What school do you go to greet people?
To Hi-School!

Why did the orange go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well!

Why did the banker lose his job?
Because he did not make any sense!

What do you call a spanish person without a car?
Carlos.

What do you call a spanish person with a rubber toe?
Roberto.

What do you call two mexicans playing baksetball?
Juan on Juan.

haha funnie lets c

Qy did the chicken cross the road?








a to prove he wasnt a chicken!!
haha get it?





Q wuts a mummys favorite music?













A RAP!!



lols tupid i noe i hav more but to lazy

Heh...uhm okay.