Post your Pirate jokes!

What do Pirates study in school?

The three arrrrrsss(Pirate voice)!

srry i don't know any pirate jokes! but yourz was interesting....hehe

there once was a pirate who had a wooden peg for a leg, a eye patch and a hook for a hand. So one day a man came up to the pirate and asked."omg, what happended to ur leg!" the pirate responded "ah, we got in a fight on my ship agains anouther ship and a cannon ball blown off my leg."the man then looked at his hand "what happended to ur hand u have a hook?"the pirate responed"Ah, i got in a sword fight and the other guy cut off me hand!" the man than said" what happended to ur eye with the patch" the pirate then said "ah, i looked up at the sky and a bird sh*t in my eye" the man looked at the pirate confussed "I don't think u can loose ur eye if a bird sh*ts in it" the pirate then said "Ai, but it was the first day with me hook"

thats the only joke i know that has to do with a pirate hope u enjoy it

Yeah I like that pirate joke...

Ive heard that one before it was pretty funny