so what comebacks do you use when someone makes fun of you? or when you make fun of someone else?

well tha only one i can think of now is if you're dissin someone with curly hair, say "you're as striaght as your hair" (meaning, they're gay cause their hair isn't striaght) blah , i was bored

"Go buy a house!" and "get in my soup."
No, really.
Once someone said that to me.. and I in return made screen-names of them, haha.

Err, comebacks.. hmm...
I'm pretty good with comebacks, but as of right now.. I'm drawing a blank. T_T Rawr.

mm yeah i have no specific ones...the only ones i can think of are really lame haha but if i got shot at with a comment, i can usually return a comeback pretty quickly. but on the spot? its kinda hard...

i am rubber, you are glue! w.e you say bounces off me and sticks to you!! XD

umm...


sit the fcuk down and shut the fcuk up. =)

go practis safe sex and skrew yourself
eh i have more but i can't think of um right now

...shut up.
kinda like this online.
LOSER: DUde, you suck!
Me: shut up.
LOSER: HAHAH YOU HAVE NO COMEBACK
Me: shu tup.
LOSER: OH YOURE A LAMER!
Me: shut up
LOSER: YOURE f*cking BORING!!
Me: =) shut up.
[loser has signed off at 6:12:42 pm]

or this.
LOSER: YOU SUCK!
Me: yeah. but you suck condiments i shall not speak of.

i either just cut them off and say your mom or yo momma..that works...

and smetimes i say "well your moms a cow" haha... well.. i can be more insulting and such but i keep it simple when i can ;]

depends on the situation...if some one openly insults me on some thing im usually alot smarter than them and can make them look and feel like an idiot lol...haha if its too dumb to fathom i just say "b*tch, please."

I like the YO FACE one. haha its kinda popular at my school..
example: "ew your project is ugly" "YO FACE IS UGLY!"
haha yeah..gay..

"ur mom..."
"shut up and make me a cake"

Yeah, like the above person said, I can't think of anything right now, but when you start dissing me or talking smack, I can pretty much make you feel stupid by just one simple comment. :D

-liinda

ah i just remembered one

*other person making fun of me in a really grumpy/mad/outraged voice*

me - "geez, someone woke up on tha wrong side of tha cardboard box!"

"ur mom.....both of em"

it usually pisses em off though

I'm not very good with come backs ... except when the person really deserves it.

example:

antagonist (to me): faggot
my friend (to me): are you gunna take that?
me: concider the source. moving on.

"k" is a pretty good brick wall they can run into, too.

lol when someones grumpy and takes their anger out on other people and i either go up to them and ask them if they need a nap just to piss them off or say out loud so everyone to hear "looks like someone had a bowl o' b!tch flakes this morning"

i don't really have a set of comebacks that i use
it depends on the situation. but i have a quick mind so i usually come up with good ones unless i'm having a really bad day then i might fight them but that has only happened about 3 times.

ah ha...i do that soemtimes....or i just go.....yur face!!!or.....yur friggen toe!!...orr.....yur face is a [wutever they called you] x] hahahaha....or i just pure cuss dem out when i get real ticked...x]

i suck at combacks im jst like "oo yae well...shut up!"

lol, theres this kid who says that to me and i always make him embarrassed when i say something to him..

eh
it depepends on the insult they say

Lets try this!

Person doing the making fun of: Your a ^%&*%$&*%
Me: *Punches him in the face*

haha...okay sorry that wasn't a come back but it stopped the arguement!

Right?

I'm really good on my feet, So I respond accordingly.

I like to stay on top and show them just how ignorant they are.

Umm i say harsh things.. Like
-Go fcuk ur Momma
-u $lut
-shut the fcuk up you h0e
-Tell ur momma to stop using lipstick cuase my dik is turnen into a rainbow..B!tcH
-Urr momma is like papa ginos, after 30 mins she is free.
-(to a girl) you have been slammed more times then a door
or the orignials
-fcuk off
-a$$ hole
-stupid b!tch
And so on .. lol.. I dont have to use these a lot tho.. Iny wen im about to fcuk up a kid in skool..

YOUR MOM

haha i never use
comebacks i just
say shut the fcuk/
hell up b!tch! lol

guy#1: says stupid comeback
guy#2: if i wanted a comeback i'd wipe it off your chin

[[ haha that one always gets me!! its so funny! okie doke.. later ]]

I love them right back.
A lot of people call me a fag, I say Spiderman has made gay. They have no clue what that means, so then I take my tutu off.

///CB- Most of your comebacks suck.

I'll just prove their ignorance.

haha, i like that.

ehh i dont know usually i stay quietly haha

hm... i just act nice
and say..... oh really? xxxx you too!

like he had told me happy birthday

umms.. i usually say some mean stuff but right now im trying to love everyone. so i just compliment dem, or say how much i love them. it usually gets to dem hehe

your face
your mom
your grandma
your great grandma
i know you are but what am i?
what? im sorry I didnt hear you. what? what? can you repeat that? what??
*looks at them blankly* im sorry but i dont know what your saying
Do i know you?
*looks at them* okay then
*pat on head*

or i always do this: (in many diffrent forms. trust me it pisses people off)
your stupid
what?? your mom is stupid
no i said your stupid
oooo, your stupid
no i said your stupid
i know your stupid
stop doing that
your doing who?
shut up
you f*ck ducks?
thats gay
you cant get laid?

and then they usually go away

hold three fingers up and say "read between the lines b*tch" and flick them off.

or w/e i feel like it

when sm1 says "eff u"...which i dont get that often hahaha

i jus say" well jeez u knoe i WUD but its physically impossible to screw urself"

I know what you are but what am i? I usually get slapped everytime i say that...

i just stare off and say after they're done, "you say something?"

on time this chick asked if i had my green card with me and i asked her if she had her white hood with her

get in line bitch...nothin special...

"you suck/you blow"

only after dinner, bitch.

*rude comment*

Um..yeah, but anyways, can you PLEASE remind you mom that I like extra bbq sauce and ketchup with my fries.

Haha it's so hilarious because at our school, the main insult is 'yo mama' ... and it just so happens my bestfriend's mom is dead..so whenever someone says that to her, they get a slapp in the face...it's rather entertaining, really.

your mom goes to college...

well at least i didn't pee my pants yesterday

take that back sir

you are bizarre [shakes head]

i beg to differ

hahah this happened to me two weeks ago....

guy: i would die if you didnt go out with me....
me: you promise?

"Go away before I castrate you."

If sumoen was about to critize meeh and say that sht in front of mia face and think i am too shy to say a word uhh hell nah

I jus told dem:

Bitch wtf? U have Add kuz i see sum reactions

Fuk off I don't friggin care?

the hell yor prob say that to mai face again

Flick dem off (alwaiz pisses their A@@)

or jus act nuttin wrong and I say "What jus happen ?"

hehehe

Uhm....People tell me the bands I like suck ALOT, so I always have a comeback for that ;D lol

Stupid kid: Hey __________ sucks!
Me: Not as much as you do

OR

stupid kid: Hey _________ sucks!
Me: Yeah well you suck things that I shouldn't even be mentioning.

lmao

Well this one time my friend got pissed off at these black girls and said "There's some cotton outside waiting for some picking"

I've heard that one before.

But it's really racist and I'd never say it...

For me it's like, 'you diss, you get dissed'. It just comes to mind at that moment in time when you need it.