I hope this has not been posted before.


One day, a priest and a nun went out golfing. The priest went first, and as he swung at the ball with his club, his back gave out and he missed.
"Oh sh*t, I missed," the priest grumbled. The nun looked at him, astonished.
"Father! Watch your language!"
"Sorry."

They moved onto the next hole, and as the priest swung, his back gave out.
"Oh sh*t. I missed."
"Father!"
"Sorry."

And they preceded onto the next hole. As he swung at the ball, his back gave out. "Oh sh*t, I missed."
"Father! If you say that word again, let God strike you dead with lightening!"
"Okay, okay."

At the last hole, the priest swung at the ball- and missed. "Oh sh*t, I missed!"
And as he spoke those words, lightening struck through the air, hit the nun and she died.

The priest cowered in fear as a loud, booming voice rose from the Heavens.

"OH SH*T. I MISSED."

lol!! funnie!! poor nun...

LMAO! Oh shyt, thats hilarious!

oh shyt hahahah

Oh...

lol...that cracked me up....

lmao, gosh....i feel bad for the nun though

that's... sad..

Lol. I feel sorry for the nun. But yeah. That was good.

ahahahah that was a good one!!

Lol...poor little nun.

hahaha...funny

ROFL ROFL I LOVE THAT ONE
-takes notes and scribbles-

LOL tsk tsk father

aww, poor nun. LMao!

lol aw the little nun. hehe pretty good one though.

rofl rofl thats a good one

LOL!! haha...that was funny....

Holy SH!T.. Thta was so god damm funny.. And im a catholic. Dammit..

Hahahaha...good one!

hahaha not that funnie but its good =)

bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahha


thats sosooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FUNNI!!!!

omg i laughed for 2 minuts straight!