there was a man who went to a gun shop to buy a new scope for his rifle. the clerk showed him and a nice, big scope and told him it was a great scope for hunting and distant shooting. the clerk pointed to a house out the window that was very far away and said that you can clearly see his house with it. the customer look through the scope and started laughing. the clerk asked, "why are you laughing?" the man responded with, "there are two people running around naked in your house." the clerk looked through the scope and handed the man 2 bullets. he said, "i'll give you this scope for free if you shoot my wife's head off and the guy's d*ck off." the man took another look through the scope and said, "i think i can do that with one shot"

... i don't find this funny.... T.T

This was the best.

uh i don't get it

yea...i don't get it either..how does he get them with one shot??

I get it...read it over, you might get it.

thats wierd.... not dat funni..but a little teensy bit it is funni

i said it wasnt all that funny...

hm...

Whoa! I just figured it out. C'mon people think about it. His d*ck, and her head. How close can you get those two to hit 'em with one bullet? I mean..whoa.


Lol. This was good. Nice one.

lolz, yur wrong! this is funny!!

LOL!!! I get it...ew. Nice joke!

Lol I got it when I read it...kinda perverted but funny. Cheating wife deserved what was coming.