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swtmaggie92
Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a
phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to
the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself
in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful,
in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a
brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his
career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
"He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a
stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the
last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell
him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny
are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the
bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars,
and a big stock portfolio."

you pplz get it??if u dont scroll down

to explain all this....ill say it in 3 words...

THEY'RE ALL GAY!!! tongue.gif
mzteriouzme007
that's funny... hahahaha... ^_^ rofl
AzNPmPGMr
haha.. gay jokes are the best tongue.gif
o0_BLuez_0o
haha i get it very funny
gothicvengeance
LOL!! laugh.gif
Angel_Cece
haha very funny biggrin.gif
AzN tOmBoI
LOL!!!!
ohBrian
ROTFLMAO !!
1--GIRL
Haha thumbsup.gif
xtremeliquid
Oh...okay.
TheSilenceInDiction
After the second guy, I had a pretty good idea what was to come, and that the 4th guy was going to provide the punchline.
Surfs_in_Cali
Hahahahaha...that was funny...I think I heard that one before...but thanks for refreshing that joke!
i ami_am
LMAO!! GAY!!! THERE ALL GAY!!!! lol thats funny =d good job
wind&fire
it wasnt that funny...
LittleLulu
hahahahaha laugh.gif LOL

my god thats funni
literemix24
thats hilarious xP
x emo screamo x
lmao! good one.. laugh.gif
LiLEthiopian
HAHA..had to think it through a little bit.
DaTru KataLYST
Haha, I saw this one long time ago. Good joke of course.
rhqtpie
hahaha nice one laugh.gif
gelionie
*lol* I heard this before... and it's still funny to me
shawty_redd
haha funny
Teesa
lol never heard that one..so funny!
SandRAWRz
lolz
sunissed14127
lol....thats funny
autumn.
LOLZZZZZZZZZ HHAHAHA PUAHAHAH HEHEHEHE.

good joke.
miss barnes
lol lmao! thats was too too cute
Archana
oh thats cuteee.
LiLaZnGirL122
hahaha
MeWooHoo
ohhh that is soo great....i love gay people...i would be proud to have a gay son! biggrin.gif
lovescream
LOL
=) loved it.
mirage
lolz, that's so "gay", haha
me_myself_andi2003
lmao gay people rock! *cough*me*cough*
lmao its a funny joke ahaha
Nicolatofu
i didn't even have to read this one, i read it from funny.com like last year. It's pretty good joke, though
islandkiss
lols. that's hilarious
mirage
man, it must be sad for the other fathers to find out about that this way, haha.
oO_BrItTiShBaBe_Oo
all the sons are gay??

wowee, surprise surprise!! poor parents.
mizzlem0nade
lol i love that joke, it's actually funny biggrin.gif
domsweetie
HAHAHAHA. Okay, that's funny!
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