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TheSilenceInDiction
A woman's husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.

One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she's waiting for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair and gives him a backrub.

"It's getting late, big boy," she says after a few minutes. "Why don't we go upstairs to bed."

"We might as well," slurs the husband. "I'm going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway."
AzNPmPGMr
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melface
aaaaaahhhhh hahahahahahahaha

Where the hell did you get that one from? =]
mzteriouzme007
i dont' relaly get it..
o0_BLuez_0o
hoo if i was the wife i would be pissed!
xtremeliquid
Heh...yeah.
TheSilenceInDiction
QUOTE(mzteriouzme007 @ Sep 21 2004, 8:44 PM)
i dont' relaly get it..

Haha, I hate having to explain jokes, It just kills it and takes away all the humor.
LittleLulu
lol i get it hahaha

BUSTED!
haha guys..hahaa.
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