Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over
and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !"

"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.

"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her
home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we
were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in
the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and
hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the
customer went on.

"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're
naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy
son of a b*tch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"

"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a
lousy mood."

"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when
they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window.
And where does it land? My damned forehead!"

"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.

"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when
the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet
is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose
right on my head !"

The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw
that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"

lol good one

lol i heard dis b4, but i still like it!

lolz sad sad sad

lol...heard this one before but still funny. The cheating idiot deserved it...lol good joke!

haha. he probably shouldve looked DOWN first. but whatever. still funny.

ahahahaha!!!! so gross

Haha, thats funny.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

LOL haha the condom fell on him hah

LMFAO omg thats hilarious!!!

OMFG!!! ROFL! That is soo funny! I feel so sorry 4 him...

LOL!!! never heard that one b4 but hey!! that was funnnnny!! feel sorry for the guy thought =/

hahah dumbass