I found this pretty funny so I decided to post it here..

there once was this australian guy with a REALLY thick australian accent. so one time, when he was in america, he walked into a hardware store and said,

"hi, can i please have a f*ck it?"

the hardware store guy said, "i`m sorry, we don`t sell f*ck its, we only sell buckets."

"yeah!!! that`s what me said! a f*ck it!"

so the australian guy buys his bucket and walks out of the store. he then walks into agun shop and says,

"hi, can i please buy some buns?"

"ummm..we don`t sell buns. we only sell guns."

"yeah! thats what me said! some buns!"

so he buys his guns and walks out of the store. he then enters the pet shop, where he asks,

"hi, can i buy a cock and spank it?"

"we don`t have cock and spank its. we only sell cockerspaniels."

"yeah! thats what me said! a cock and spank it!"

so he buys his cockerspaniel and leaves the store. so as hes walking down the street, his cockerspaniel runs away. the australian guy then goes up to a nearby police officer and says, "can you please hold me buns and f*ck it, while i go find my cock and spank it?"

LOL..nice joke; pretty funny.

lol thats funny australian accent

hmm.. australians have it hard

This is like the better version of the 'Ketchup and Rubber buns' joke.

Lol. That ending fit pretty well. Good one.

There goes my virginity to my eyes. Lol. That is pretty funny though!

HAHAh wut da police do!! haha

lol, that was cute...funny funny..poor australian man

nice nice sad though

that's not funny. i'm australian.

hahahahahROFL

haha thats funny lmao

yeh im aussie that they was just lame....wtf do u think our accents sound like that?!?!? prett fukt up version of an aussie accent

aw...come on that wasn't nice...australians don't sound like that. Oher than the australian thing it was pretty funny.

hahah...pretty funny