A man wanders into a bar, taking a seat at the end, away from most people, ordering a single drink which he proceedes to drink over the next 30 minutes. Finally the bartender wanders back over and decides to talk to the man.

"Another Friday night alone, hmm?"

"Not alone, really..." the man replied.

"Not alone...? Then, where's your fre-- Hey, I think your mobile is ringing. Funny, I wouldn't have pegged you for a guy who'd use Motzart as a ringtone..."

"I don't have a mobile. That's my friend playing the music."

"Where?"

The man moved the drink, showing the bartender an eight inch tall man playing the piano.

"That's amazing!" the bartender exclaimed. "How did you come across him?"

"I was in an ally and accidently rubbed against an old lamp, from which a djini appeared, and said he'd grant me one wish..."

"So this is what you asked for?"

"No. I didn't ask for an 8" pianist..."



((Try saying it outloud if you don't get it... ^.^))

i dont... i dont... get it.

Pianist isn't pronunecd like "pi-An-ist..." It's pronounced similarly to... A guy's member... 'pee-uh-nist'

funny but it doesnt really click.

i dont get it at all. is it supposed to sound like "penis"?

Yea... *sighs*

LoL I got it the first time i read it to myself (not out loud LoL), thats coolios.

i got it! i guess alot of men do what a bigger men.

umm...i don't get it? and i read it out loud too maybe i'm just clueless

Umm..ok..

I get it the guy asked the genie for an 8in penis but the genie mis took wut he said and granted him an 8in pianist (a guy who plays the piano)

lol cute

wtf i dun get it i read it outload!! oh well =(

ooh hahas i got it when i read the "8" pianist" part aloud...lol semi funny.