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SarahxJoy
Hm, I wasn't sure if this should be either here or in "Pictures", but I decided to put it here. 'Cause I found it funny. happy.gif Lol, enjoy.



Sadaam: I'm bored...



Sadaam: I've got an idea! Let's play a game of rock paper scissors!



Some random guy: Can I play too?



Sadaam: No, you shut up!



Sadaam: We can each pick either rock....



Sadaam: ...paper....



Sadaam: ...or scissors.



Sadaam: ARE YOU REAADY TO RUMBBLEE?



Some other Iraq guy: Dude, say it, don't spray it.



Sadaam: Whatever, let's play.



Sadaam: Rock!
Judge: Two papers!



Sadaam: WTF is two papers?



Judge: Two papers are better than one. I got your rock covered TWICE. It ain't going nowhere.



Sadaam: I got your two papers RIGHT HERE you faggot. Now play for real this time.



Judge: Paper!
Sadaam: Tiger claw!
Judge: What the hell is tiger claw? You just made that crap up now.



Sadaam: No, it's real! You're just too stupid to know! Ask him, he knows!



Some other guy: It's true. Tiger claw does beat paper.



Sadaam: See? I was right. You're stupid. And ugly.



Judge: Okay fine, tiger claw beats paper. Whatever. I don't care.



Sadaam: Hey, don't start crying just because you lost! It's not my fault you're too dumb to know what tiger claw is.



Judge: Well, you should have picked more fairly. Nobody knows what tiger claw is.



Sadaam: No, you're just an idiot. I bet you don't even know what the pen missle is.



Judge: Missle? What missle?



Sadaam: Whoooooosh! PEN MISSLE!!



Judge: Okay this has gone far enough. There's no TIGER CLAW and there's no PEN MISSLE in rock, paper, scissors. You're just making crap up.



Sadaam: Am not!



Judge: Are too!



Sadaam: That's it, you're going on my list.
jnukes
I LOVE THIS THING I SAW THIS A LIKE LAST WEEK! ahah... thank you for redirecting it to me :D:D:D:D:D
wind&fire
BAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
glow
ROFL!
WhiteLotus*
OMG! I've never seen that before!! That's too funny! laugh.gif
o0_BLuez_0o
lmao thats hilarious
o0_BLuez_0o
lmao thats hilarious im gonna do tiger claw now lol
Streetbawler91
lol
rainnydaiis
Dang that crap is TOOO funny!!!
x emo screamo x
ROFL! OMG hahahaha. I almost fell out of my effing chair! LOL laugh.gif
inlonelinessidie
I saw this like a couple months ago. Still funny, LOL!
i ami_am
yeah i saw this aw hile ago two!!! its hilarious!!!
TheSilenceInDiction
Just when I thought the joke was dying, The 'Pen missle' comes along. Niice. biggrin.gif
t1MM1k
hahahaha woah... that was funny
acidbreeze
Funny, I've seen it before, but it's still hilarious.
TrannieL
LMAO this is hilirious!!!!! I've never seen this one before. I think this is the most funny story laugh.gif

- Tran -
corizzle20
roflmao. this is so funny!
diezelbabygrl_xoxo
OMG!!!!!!! lol dat was sooo funny!!! laugh.gif
xtremeliquid
Haha.
eli5e
hahhahaha
sweetdreamsx3
Lmao, still funny. :P
I burst out laughing at that topic claw part. XD
jooleeah
lol that's funny :D i love the tiger claw.
aznguy711
LMAO haha saddam is so sad
gelionie
wow are those pics real?
they're really funny... LMAO
weirdness
QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Sep 16 2004, 4:50 PM)
Just when I thought the joke was dying, The 'Pen missle' comes along. Niice. biggrin.gif

LOL

haha first time hearing this but lolz its funny
xquisite87
LMFAO omg that was soooo hilarious!!!!!! laugh.gif
AznKutie
LOLOLOL!!!

LUVIN IT!
jennifish
LMAO!!!!!!! so funnyy! <333
dani41790
lmao i saw this b4
LiLaZnGirL122
LOL wherE U GET DA PICS? HAHAHA so funNIe
gothicvengeance
OMG LOLOL ROFL ROFL LOOOOLLL

That's so funny it should be outlawed...lol thanks for the laugh!! That's the funniest thing I've seen online in a long time!
LuZz
LMFAO
ohBrian
ive seen this on someones xanga haha very funny
Edele
Wooow...lmao. laugh.gif
swtmaggie92
that is hilarious!! never heard of it.... happy.gif
xXxSorcyYuniexXx
Roflmao That Is So Funnie! Glad You Post That On Here!
Auktane
first time seeing this..thats some shit..
JasonAkAWolf
lmao nice nice.
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