SarahxJoy
Sep 15 2004, 11:44 PM
Hm, I wasn't sure if this should be either here or in "Pictures", but I decided to put it here. 'Cause I found it funny. 
Lol, enjoy.
Sadaam: I'm bored...
Sadaam: I've got an idea! Let's play a game of rock paper scissors!
Some random guy: Can I play too?
Sadaam: No, you shut up!
Sadaam: We can each pick either rock....
Sadaam: ...paper....
Sadaam: ...or scissors.
Sadaam: ARE YOU REAADY TO RUMBBLEE?
Some other Iraq guy: Dude, say it, don't spray it.
Sadaam: Whatever, let's play.
Sadaam: Rock!
Judge: Two papers!
Sadaam: WTF is two papers?
Judge: Two papers are better than one. I got your rock covered TWICE. It ain't going nowhere.
Sadaam: I got your two papers RIGHT HERE you faggot. Now play for real this time.
Judge: Paper!
Sadaam: Tiger claw!
Judge: What the hell is tiger claw? You just made that crap up now.
Sadaam: No, it's real! You're just too stupid to know! Ask him, he knows!
Some other guy: It's true. Tiger claw does beat paper.
Sadaam: See? I was right. You're stupid. And ugly.
Judge: Okay fine, tiger claw beats paper. Whatever. I don't care.
Sadaam: Hey, don't start crying just because you lost! It's not my fault you're too dumb to know what tiger claw is.
Judge: Well, you should have picked more fairly. Nobody knows what tiger claw is.
Sadaam: No, you're just an idiot. I bet you don't even know what the pen missle is.
Judge: Missle? What missle?
Sadaam: Whoooooosh! PEN MISSLE!!
Judge: Okay this has gone far enough. There's no TIGER CLAW and there's no PEN MISSLE in rock, paper, scissors. You're just making crap up.
Sadaam: Am not!
Judge: Are too!
Sadaam: That's it, you're going on my list.
jnukes
Sep 15 2004, 11:46 PM
I LOVE THIS THING I SAW THIS A LIKE LAST WEEK! ahah... thank you for redirecting it to me :D:D:D:D:D
wind&fire
Sep 15 2004, 11:59 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
glow
Sep 16 2004, 12:02 AM
ROFL!
WhiteLotus*
Sep 16 2004, 12:03 AM
OMG! I've never seen that before!! That's too funny! 
o0_BLuez_0o
Sep 16 2004, 01:16 AM
lmao thats hilarious
o0_BLuez_0o
Sep 16 2004, 01:17 AM
lmao thats hilarious im gonna do tiger claw now lol
Streetbawler91
Sep 16 2004, 09:42 AM
lol
rainnydaiis
Sep 16 2004, 02:35 PM
Dang that crap is TOOO funny!!!
x emo screamo x
Sep 16 2004, 03:31 PM
ROFL! OMG hahahaha. I almost fell out of my effing chair! LOL
inlonelinessidie
Sep 16 2004, 03:33 PM
I saw this like a couple months ago. Still funny, LOL!
i ami_am
Sep 16 2004, 04:32 PM
yeah i saw this aw hile ago two!!! its hilarious!!!
TheSilenceInDiction
Sep 16 2004, 04:50 PM
Just when I thought the joke was dying, The 'Pen missle' comes along. Niice.
t1MM1k
Sep 16 2004, 06:06 PM
hahahaha woah... that was funny
acidbreeze
Sep 16 2004, 06:18 PM
Funny, I've seen it before, but it's still hilarious.
TrannieL
Sep 16 2004, 07:12 PM
LMAO this is hilirious!!!!! I've never seen this one before. I think this is the most funny story
- Tran -
corizzle20
Sep 16 2004, 08:04 PM
roflmao. this is so funny!
diezelbabygrl_xoxo
Sep 16 2004, 09:13 PM
OMG!!!!!!! lol dat was sooo funny!!!
xtremeliquid
Sep 17 2004, 12:07 AM
Haha.
eli5e
Sep 17 2004, 08:37 AM
hahhahaha
sweetdreamsx3
Sep 17 2004, 04:41 PM
Lmao, still funny. :P
I burst out laughing at that topic claw part. XD
jooleeah
Sep 17 2004, 04:58 PM
lol that's funny :D i love the tiger claw.
aznguy711
Sep 17 2004, 05:48 PM
LMAO haha saddam is so sad
gelionie
Sep 18 2004, 07:05 AM
wow are those pics real?
they're really funny... LMAO
weirdness
Sep 18 2004, 01:00 PM
QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Sep 16 2004, 4:50 PM)
Just when I thought the joke was dying, The 'Pen missle' comes along. Niice.
LOL
haha first time hearing this but lolz its funny
xquisite87
Sep 18 2004, 01:23 PM
LMFAO omg that was soooo hilarious!!!!!!
AznKutie
Sep 18 2004, 01:26 PM
LOLOLOL!!!
LUVIN IT!
jennifish
Sep 18 2004, 10:50 PM
LMAO!!!!!!! so funnyy! <333
dani41790
Sep 19 2004, 06:11 PM
lmao i saw this b4
LiLaZnGirL122
Sep 20 2004, 12:53 AM
LOL wherE U GET DA PICS? HAHAHA so funNIe
gothicvengeance
Sep 25 2004, 07:36 PM
OMG LOLOL ROFL ROFL LOOOOLLL
That's so funny it should be outlawed...lol thanks for the laugh!! That's the funniest thing I've seen online in a long time!
LuZz
Oct 5 2004, 09:33 AM
LMFAO
ohBrian
Oct 5 2004, 02:19 PM
ive seen this on someones xanga haha very funny
Edele
Oct 5 2004, 02:31 PM
Wooow...lmao.
swtmaggie92
Oct 5 2004, 04:45 PM
that is hilarious!! never heard of it....
xXxSorcyYuniexXx
Oct 5 2004, 08:42 PM
Roflmao That Is So Funnie! Glad You Post That On Here!
Auktane
Oct 8 2004, 01:59 PM
first time seeing this..thats some shit..
JasonAkAWolf
Oct 8 2004, 04:06 PM
lmao nice nice.
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