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SuPerSoPow1025
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
It could not only
dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good
bartender -- engage in
appropriate conversation.
So a man enters the bar, orders a drink, the robot
serves him a perfectly
prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to
make conversation about
Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and
so on.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is
really cool." But he
decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar,
turns around, and comes
back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him,
"What's your IQ?" The
man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts
talking, but this
time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, and so
on.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides
to give the robot one
more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and
asks, "What's your
IQ?" The man replies, "50." And the robot says, "So,
you gonna vote for
Bush again?"



hahah this is the first time im posting in humor^^
dani41790
lmao thats funni.
happygoluckyng
yeah......GOOOOO KERRY '04
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haha. laugh.gif
i ami_am
HAHAHAH this hilarious!! bush is a dumb!!! he sent my cuzin to iraq
TheSilenceInDiction
Nice one...I've gotten tired of political jokes, But this one made me laugh pretty well.
acidbreeze
hahaha!
heroin_like_high
QUOTE(i ami_am @ Sep 16 2004, 4:33 PM)
HAHAHAH this hilarious!! bush is a dumb!!! he sent my cuzin to iraq

Aww sad.gif I hope your cousin is safe and comes back home soon.

And it is a funny joke as well happy.gif
corizzle20
haha. that's a good joke.
diezelbabygrl_xoxo
QUOTE(i ami_am @ Sep 16 2004, 4:33 PM)
HAHAHAH this hilarious!! bush is a dumb!!! he sent my cuzin to iraq

he couldn't have sent yur cousin 2 iraq...no 1 was drafted, so yur cousin went by choice.


anywho...i like bush (yes i do and i dont give a whatsit if u care or not) but this joke is cute happy.gif
Rachel
haha yay! i like this joke! also diezel-people who signed up for the army before the war started for like college scholarships or whatever had to go to war. maybe thats what happened to her cousin therefore it wasnt "by choice"
xtremeliquid
Uhm...okay.
diezelbabygrl_xoxo
QUOTE(xxcrazyjewxx @ Sep 16 2004, 11:32 PM)
haha yay! i like this joke! also diezel-people who signed up for the army before the war started for like college scholarships or whatever had to go to war. maybe thats what happened to her cousin therefore it wasnt "by choice"

diezel-people? ...umm ok smart one...

anyway, the point that i was trying to make is that you shouldnt be angry that President Bush sent your cousin to Iraq. he fought for his country and should be damn proud.
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