OkamaPower
Sep 13 2004, 10:06 PM
what was ur longest time peeing?mines was like around 54 secs at school,it was so long!
DrEaMgUy2K1
Sep 13 2004, 10:37 PM
lol weird topic .... iono .... haha iono if i went over 54 seconds bu sometimes it feels pretty long
btw in ur sig that anime...whats it called...i watched a few episodes and its really weirdddd ~_~
RiC3xBoy
Sep 13 2004, 10:47 PM
i dnt really count, but if i had to geuss it would b around a minute
PingPong
Sep 13 2004, 11:46 PM
u guys are monsters O_O
i go for 1 min 1/2 haha jk.. my friend did that.. MONSTER!!
haha sick...
iono mine
pnoy_illuzion
Sep 14 2004, 12:43 AM
last time when i held my piss in for like 4 hours, i had to take a leak hella bad and it was like 50 secs. after that i felt like a new man lol
nyctophiliac
Sep 14 2004, 01:18 PM
omfg! these boy at my lunch table were talking about that lol this one kid was like "yeah this morning i timed it, it was like 1 1/2 minutes!" and then the other kid Shane was like "pepsi makes me pee a lot" me and my friend Breanna were cracking up!!
XaZnX07
Sep 14 2004, 03:02 PM
haha lol my was like 1 to 2 minutes lol !!!
.:tony:.
DrEaMgUy2K1
Sep 14 2004, 03:52 PM
QUOTE(pnoy_illuzion @ Sep 13 2004, 9:43 PM)
last time when i held my piss in for like 4 hours, i had to take a leak hella bad and it was like 50 secs. after that i felt like a new man lol
4 hours? haha thats it?
a normal day i wake up , tkae a piss around 7 ish am ... and finish school / tennis at 6 PM , no bathroom breaks.... u do the math
rainnydaiis
Sep 14 2004, 04:07 PM
QUOTE(DrEaMgUy2K1 @ Sep 13 2004, 7:37 PM)
btw in ur sig that anime...whats it called...i watched a few episodes and its really weirdddd ~_~
Its called FLCL FOOTY COOTY =P
and longest was about 1 minute 30 seconds...
did a dare to drink two 2 liter bottles without stopping on any one of them so yeah
corizzle20
Sep 14 2004, 05:56 PM
mine is like 45 seconds
karrar
Sep 14 2004, 08:20 PM
man i swear once mines was like 3 minutes i didnt get up from bed till like 3 and i was ahh having fun the night before i woke up and i wa like peeing all over the back of the toilet and sh*t.........ahh thers nothing like that tingely feeling you get when you start peeing.
lolita kitty
Sep 14 2004, 08:50 PM
OMG
hah you shouldve seen me just now
i was literally on the floor laughing
ROFL
ok anywayss.. yah im a girl so its a bit different
but yeah i think it was like i minute or so..
F1R3B4T
Sep 14 2004, 11:06 PM
wtf stop making useless topics goddamnit
u time how long u take to pee?????
wtf this is bs you're just lying and making a useless post
omfg how many of u low-lives out there time how long it takes to pee?
i mean seoriusly if u rounded it up and sed "about a minute" i would've believed u
but wtf man get a life
im not even f**king going to bother to quote how long it takes for me to piss
someone close this topic goddamnit
Stupid_Fat_Boy
Sep 15 2004, 02:16 AM
um, 40 sec maybe? I felt like a new man after that
KrAzi3piNoY
Sep 15 2004, 04:11 PM
wow u actually know how long but i think your about right when i go drinking i pee like crazy and for a long time ahaha
Maddie
Sep 15 2004, 05:17 PM
Is there a prize for this? *laughs*
pbear
Sep 15 2004, 05:21 PM
You time it?!
...uh, well I just know it takes awhile after I've been holding it for some time.
Around 30 seconds, tops.
inthemudhole
Sep 15 2004, 06:02 PM
Ermm?
I have no idea.
I don't bring a stopwatch with me to the bathroom..
Black Tie
Sep 15 2004, 06:05 PM
QUOTE(jummony @ Sep 13 2004, 10:06 PM)
what was ur longest time peeing?mines was like around 54 secs at school,it was so long!
i shall savage thee with my all powerful nugaty goodness
*squeek* *squeek* *squeek*
i'd say that was a few seconds of good ol' timey fun timey.
but seriously
I was about 17 at the time, and i was in new mexico with a friend of mine named Jaheeb Farenhickle the fourht.
So anyways, I was in northern Iran, and I was with my group of possees, (I was the fonze)
and I was having unprotected sex with a goat, and this dude walks up and says
Eh! Any penut in need is a vagina indeed..
which is the reason that in public bathrooms, i go into a stall, smear chocolate all over myslelf, then walk out and say, Hey! wheres the toilet paper?!
some people laugh..
those who dont, i kill them
[i]LLMATiC
Sep 15 2004, 06:38 PM
holy crap.. thats long. i dont pee that long. if i had to say maib around 30 secs. or less.
Jordan Inc.
Sep 15 2004, 06:39 PM
mine was like...... 30 seconds
wow!! that one time...i went to this place where there was NO RESTROOM, and i wanted to pee so bad but ive been there for like three hours and when i finally got home i rushed to the restroom
peeing's relaxing [=
abercrombiekid
Sep 16 2004, 07:50 AM
wtf. weird assss topic.. longest was like...approximately 40 secs.
someflipguy
Sep 16 2004, 10:50 AM
I don't even know! but, I know it had to been over a minute...I swear!
Afghandragon45
Sep 16 2004, 01:02 PM
y tha f*ck do u wanna kno?
acidbreeze
Sep 16 2004, 04:50 PM
oh. 3 hours.
i winnnnnnnnnnn
like a minute?
sweetdreamsx3
Sep 16 2004, 06:11 PM
QUOTE(hippo @ Sep 16 2004, 4:50 PM)
oh. 3 hours.
i winnnnnnnnnnn
like a minute?
Lol. Abnormal freak. hahahahaha That's scary.
wind&fire
Sep 17 2004, 09:31 AM
hmmmmm.... lemme think an hour?????
nah im joking its more like 2
OkamaPower
Oct 12 2004, 07:30 PM
peeeing is fun..shoo...only when u hold long ass time,then u take da leak,oh damn it feels so good........to me yeah...
gloomysinc
Oct 12 2004, 07:46 PM
damn, mine was around 45 seconds.
lilazneye10
Oct 14 2004, 12:30 AM
sorry i dunt time my self on peeing is it me or is that weird to time your self wen u are peeing
aznplayaz
Oct 14 2004, 07:59 AM
probably somewhere around 50sec cause everytime i pee after 40 i stop counting lol
JasonAkAWolf
Oct 14 2004, 01:05 PM
hrmm I do keep a stop watch and time myself on how long I pee.
someflipguy
Oct 14 2004, 01:37 PM
QUOTE(JasonAkAWolf @ Oct 14 2004, 1:05 PM)
hrmm I do keep a stop watch and time myself on how long I pee.
Cus I time it for you...haha....to funny?
aznxdreamer
Oct 14 2004, 02:02 PM
you guys talk about the wierdest things
JasonAkAWolf
Oct 14 2004, 03:15 PM
QUOTE(someflipguy @ Oct 14 2004, 1:37 PM)
Cus I time it for you...haha....to funny?
danm straight ask him maybe he has my longest time..
What do the records show?
Nicolatofu
Oct 14 2004, 03:46 PM
Well I wouldn't know b/c i dont take a timer in the bathroom with me and time how long i pee for...lol.......guys *sigh*
Herizon Action
May 11 2006, 07:23 PM
my longest piss was about four minutes
chaneun
May 11 2006, 07:24 PM
QUOTE(Herizon Action @ May 11 2006, 8:23 PM)

my longest piss was about four minutes
ROFL.
YOU REVIVED IT.
Wow, that's long.
Herizon Action
May 11 2006, 07:25 PM
i know.
after a minute and a half, my penis started hurting
chaneun
May 11 2006, 07:29 PM
QUOTE(Herizon Action @ May 11 2006, 8:25 PM)

i know.
after a minute and a half, my penis started hurting
You mean your vagina.
Herizon Action
May 11 2006, 07:31 PM
well, that's for my other body. i've got two bodies, you see
chaneun
May 11 2006, 07:31 PM
QUOTE(Herizon Action @ May 11 2006, 8:31 PM)

well, that's for my other body. i've got two bodies, you see
:O
what happened to the mangina?
MrElsewhere
May 11 2006, 08:12 PM
OMG.
Imagine a bus ride from 8 in the morning to 4 in the afternoon. There's a bathroom but you can't use it.
I swear I ran so fast to the bathroom.
at least 2 minutes.
Paradox of Life
May 11 2006, 08:40 PM
34.187 seconds.
This Confession
May 12 2006, 04:29 AM
wow.
well i wouldn't know
i don't count.
if i did it would be a little odd...
My Cinderella.
May 12 2006, 06:35 AM
I think it was way back when I was like 6...a minute maybe?
Uronacid
May 12 2006, 09:26 AM
i peed in my sleep once when i was drunk... i don't know how long it lasted... but i was saking wet...
Comik-knerd
May 12 2006, 10:21 AM
Well I used to time myself and i got like 1 minute 20 or a minute 30... but i think the my record is near 2 minutes
Uronacid
May 12 2006, 10:38 AM
QUOTE(Comik_knerd @ May 12 2006, 11:21 AM)

Well I used to time myself and i got like 1 minute 20 or a minute 30... but i think the my record is near 2 minutes

wow, you must be a professional :)
sprezzatura
May 12 2006, 09:13 PM
Uh...I haven't and would never time myself about that...
I guess it's like a minute or two, but girls are different!
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