There was a little boy named Johnny who lived with his mother. His neighbour just had a baby, and finally came back from the hospital. Johnny begged his mom to let him go to see the new baby that their neighbour had. His mom told him that he could go, but also that the baby was born without ears, and he shouldn't say anything about it to the baby's mother. So Johnny went over to see the baby. He said, "Wow, that baby sure does have pretty hands." The mother agreed. He also said, "And it has a cute nose." The mother agreed. He asked if the baby had good vision. The mother said, "The doctor says he has 20/20 vision." "That's good," said Johnny. "Yes," said the mother, "but why did you ask?" "Because he sure wouldn't be able to wear glasses!"
Mmm.. I don't know if it was that funny.. sorry if I messed up the story a little, I can't remember the whole thing.
...in a mean kinda way 
lolz. i guess he didnt mean it... didhe o.O
