Theres a guy driving down the highway when he sees a lawyer standing on the side of the road. So he aims for the lawyer...BANG..."ha, got him." So he continues driving and he comes across another lawyer, so he aims...BANG..."ha, got him." So he continues, when he comes across a priest. So he decides he'll pick up the priest. "Can u take me to the church please?" "Sure!" So on the way to the church he sees another lawyer. He aims, and then realizes therez a priest in the car so he better not, so he swerves at the lsat minute. BANG! " i thought i missed him!" said the guy. " You did" said the priest, " but don't worry i got him with the door!"

lol, nice one! made me smile

LOLZ! dats a good one

lol; why does everyone hate lawyers?



oh yeah they lie to protect guilty sinful men...i c

I love that joke. I've heard it before, But in the version I was told, The guy was running them over...And they were black people, Not lawyers.

lol haha thats funny

haha. thats funny

i dun get it >_<