why is it so loud?
damn, i'm at this girl's house with a bunch of friends and i need to go pee, and when i come out they're all giggling

I know what you mean, and its hard to pee in the shallow part without splashing too much, plus it doesnt really make it that much quieter.

i know this is hard, but try peeing on the outer walls, just above the water level. this reduces the sound it makes wen it hits the water. haha. OR, u can turn on the faucet while u pee, so they dont heaere anything.

haha i've tried, then it sounds like a girl's pee

Who cares?
Tip: Turn on that fan when you pee. This girl in my bus said that it works.
Try it, see if it works.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

is talking about piss a "manly" thing?

Oh what I hate the most is going to a Urinal in the restroom u kno d one u get to piss standing up...

ANd its like ur piss splashes back at you... I dunno if its that im peeing to hard or something or too close to it... but umm I dont intend in peeing farther to let the dude next to me see my scholong.

ROFL! You're Pissing too hard man!


- Chinkieeyedpnoi

SO THIS IS WHAT GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT IN HERE! LoL jk hahas Guys pee loud? Dunno. Isn't it really quiet when guys pee in the urinals? SOme guy told me that once.. O_o"

HAHAHAHA LMAO


hmm... my oppa Joe said that happens to guys alot. he also said that gurls can pee standing up if they put one leg on each side of the toilet and piss... i dont noe where he gets these things...

LOL what a funny topic ... you guys can make the water level of the toilet higher if you wannit to be nice and quiet HAHA

LMAO! HOLY CRAP, I CAN'T BREATHE....I'M LAUGHIN 2 HARD...!

u guyz should seriously read ovr wat u've written...*continues laughin*

interesting...pee, from a different perspective. its now a thing to hide, to make silent...i smell miracle products

Flush as you pee and if you're pee outlasts the flush, flush again to drown out the sound.

lol!!!

i think you should start yelling so that they can't hear it

HAHAHAHAHAHA lols...thats funny...lols... my bf had to use my bathroom... and u kno wut he does?? HAHAHAAHA he turns on da SINK! NOW THATS WUT I CALL FUNNY!! HAHAHAHA

perhaps u hav ur fly open :-p jk!

*** 19 things to do in the bathroom stall***


1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May
I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. that'll b funny

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!" <----That is hilarious!

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"LMAO!

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, pleas! eh?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent
stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" lol, the only thing is...that'll c u too!

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

sing while your are going pee

This happened to me before ..

I was in the boys bathroom, and I went pee .. then my friend pushed me in the back and my head smashed into the wall .. and my pee went squirting all over me! I went outside, and these grls saw me and started cracking up .. X_X

don't you just hate it when the pee bounces back towards you from the urinal?

LOL! i think ur peeing 2 hard...

if u guys think we pee loud, wat bout da gurlz?????

lol for girls itd b quiter since they piss sitting down

who cares, just piss out loud
dont really matta
or miss the toilet on purpose and pee on the wall, that always works.. and make sure u clean it back up afterwards
eh.. if its a public bathroom just leave, lol

lol, ur mean!

POL= piss out loud...haha, instead of laugh out loud. hehe, sry

Aight, I'll make sure to do that when I sleep over next time.

do i see somebody getting kicked out with my 4 pound tims?

if everybody did that, just pissing on the walls in a public bathroom and then just leaving, all the bathrooms would be pretty damnnn dirty and sucks for the ppl to clean them

hahahah u guys should read over what u all wrote . props to aller yoo esp. lil_cloud . heyy is this what all yoo manly pplz like to talk about ? lol jk

thnx :-p

lol, i think this thread has been influencing the guys @ our skool...hehe, the teachers gave them a lecture on peeing. they're like it has come to our attention that the guy's bathroom has been rather...smelly. if you can't aim correctly, then i suggest you to squat if you have to! as long as u don't make a mess!

Ew, I would never squat!..or sit on the toilet seat as a matter of a fact. But when I need, I lay toilet papers around the seats so theyr'e about 10 inches high, and when you sit on them, it's all clean and soft!

haha

ooo wow im laughing my head off!!! (guys read what u have wrote)

Guys talk about the weirdest things.. and guys argue about the weirdest things! These guys from school I was evesdropping them, here's the conversation.

Guy 1: No! Isoceles triangle is blah blah blah
Guy 2: No! That's a equilateral triangle!
Guy 1: No!
Guy 2: Shut up! You know I'm right!

.. See? I told you.

I should try that next time.
You know what we need in our restrooms? A couch, and a TV.
Girls get a couch, so why can't guys? And the TV's there just in case there's a really important game while you're on a date. That was you can just go to the jon and watch it.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

haha!!! i love this

Nah if you got to pee....just pee....if they dont like it just tell them "at least we dont bleed for a week of every month.....that should shut them up.....or piss'em off...either way...it will change the subject really fast like....

it's not our fault that we have a 'bloody bastard' evry month! YOU should get one and see how it feels

K.................

i didn't know you could control how "hard" you piss. i'll have to practice.

i usually do the faucet trick if it won't seem too obvious. ho hum... just washing my hands... ho hum... i think i'll flush the toilet for no reason at all... ho hum... washing my hands again...

Sorry didnt mean to offend ne females in the guys locker but hey...you have to admitt us guys have it a lil better

eh, it's okay... and yea, u probably do, lucky u!

what is wrong with you guyz and peeing loud?? that's just dumb. if ya guyz gotta pee just pee...yea it's freakin hilarious when you guyz pee but it's alright lol. although when you guyz pee...it sounds like a fountain or somethin lol it's funny

LOL you think it is sooo funny krissy ok tomarrow ill piss loud enough so the class can hear....ya kno just to get that laugh....DORK..LOL

Ewww! reminded me of something. i was waiting in line to go to the bathroom, and for some reason...all my friends little brothers went to the bathroom together. but then, you hear all three of them peeing at the same time. and they're like "hey look! we created a fountain! ahhh! you ruin the fountain!" i just walked away....

hahah .. yea peeing is such a complicated process .. so loud and annoying hahaha .. it's really hard to avoid =/ haha .. sometimes you're lucky and it's perfectly quiet .. other times it's sounds like a running faucet lols :D

it's bathroom music.

whats up with all these peeing stuff??? if girls cant handel it then just pee on them if they laugh at yooh... LoLz.. nah... dont do that... just like other peoplz said
flush while going pee

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha lols wat do they say? "ur pee comes out like how the waterfall flows? lols teehee

omg lmao. u guys have funni conversations