John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"

ooooh....thats a smart mama...lol...good joke

=/...... i dont get it..... someone explain?

lol so it means that his son does sleep wit his roomate its jus that he didnt tell his mom

hahaha what a smart mom

ROFL! that is a smartt mom

hhaha kewl mom!

I saw this in my friend's profile once.. Hah I was like Hahah!

haha!! so funny... i actually get it

HAHAHAHA... i like that mom.

it means that the mom set up this thing where she hit the cup thingy in the girl's bed, and then if she slept in her own bed she should've found it but then since she dint find it it means she slept in john's bed (with john obviously) so the mother find out that john was lying to her about him not sleeping witht he girl

OMG! a joke I actually get! Too funny too!

WOW THAT MAMA IS SMART !!

lmao haha john got pwned

hey mama... glad shes not mine........ LOL

damn that mother is so smart!

lolz dats funny

smart mommy

OMG..hahaha..EVIL MOTHER ??
haha..
That's funny..

haha. smart mom

LOL. Good one.

wow, she's smart. Good joke!

*thumbs up*

haha

i wish my mom was that smart

pauauahaahah. smart mum.

haha

lol...I don't want to sound repetitive but that was one smart mother...heard this one before but funny nonetheless.