wats the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
there are skid marks in front of the dog.

i dont get it

neither do i can u explain

wtf?!

lol he means like people actually tried to brake so they wouldnt hit the dog but they kept on going and hi the lawyer

Oh uhm...okay?

xplanation:
this is another lawyer bashing joke so...
skid marks come from ppl braking sharply/suddenly...
the dead dog on the road with skid marks in front of it, it means wen ppl saw the dog, they TRIED to brake so they wouldn't kill the dog.
the lawyer on the other hand, noone cared about so they ran him over iwthout slowing down

Wutt is till dun get it

it means ppl hate lawyers so they dont try to hit hte brakes even if they are about to kill one...
but with a dog, they TRY to brake so they wont hurt the dog, but it gets killed anyways coz ppl dint brake fast enough
basically, ppl care more for a dog than for lawyers

....why it's funny??

- Tran -

ok nvm then.... i thot it was pretty funni...

lol it is pretty funny

OMG!! lol this is a good joke

Lol I got it when I read it...I always love the jokes you put up here.

stop spaming!


and hey it was a cute joke, i wouldnt brake

lol thats a good one. o yea and he meant that pplz actually tried to break b4 they hit the dog and not the lawyer