1) How do I get into a relationship?
Find someone you like and ask them out. If they say no, then too bad. If they say yes, hopefully it will continue into one.

2) I like someone, what should I do?
Two choices, first choice is to throw a hissy fit in your room everyday for being a moron. Second choice is to ask them out.

3) How do I reject someone?
Say no. Like how you say no to drugs. I can't believe I even made this a question.

4) How do I breakup with someone?
Tell them you don't feel that way about them anymore. No, there is no other way. No, nothing else will work. Yes, tell them as soon as possible.

5) Should I give them something for their birthday/christmas/anniversary/valentines? What?
Whatever you want. Its the thought that counts, usually.

6) Help! I like this one guy/girl but my best friend likes him/her too! What should I do?
Make a competition with your best friend to score first. Trust me, it will work. If he/she says no, then find someone else to like.

[7) Help! I like my best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend!
You make me sick. Don't tell your friend. Or you can, and ruin everything. And dont act upon your feelings. Sicko.

8) I like these two guys and they like me back too, who do I choose?
You make me sick whore. Don't go out with any of them because you obviously don't like either of them.

[9) My parents wont let me date! Oh noes!
What they don't know cant hurt them in this case.

10) I'm homosexual but others dont know and I like my best friend!
Want to make things awkward? Heres your chance to do so. So tell them if you do! If not, then don't say anything unless they understand. When I say understand, I mean they are not stupid fcuktards that use gay to describe everything.

11) Do long distance relationships work?
Sometimes, if you've got patience to wait.

12) Do internet relationships work?
Yes, now go to your 80 year old boyfriend/girlfriend. 99% percent of the time.

13) My boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me! What do I do?
If you want, continue going out. The obvious thing is to break up.

14) Should I have sex?
Yes, use protection.

15) My ex is bullying my crushes and harrassing them, what do I do?
Depends how old you are. If you are mature enough, sue their ass for emotional damage and battery. The other choice is to tell some administration. But you can always have your current buddy be beat the **** out of.

This is brought to you by me. Yes I was bored. Bored as fcuk. If you have any more quesitons post them and I will update.

First Dates
[1) Where should I go on my first date?
Wherever you want. In fact, maybe hell would be a good choice if you want nudity. After all, hell is pretty hot that the girl might start stripping.

2) Should I be asking her/him personal questions?
Yes, in fact ask her if she has a vibrator. Or ask him if he masturbates. Smooth moves.
"Do you have a vibrator?"
"Yeah, I plan to shove it up your arsehole, jerk."

3) My date is going to be on Blind Date or The Third Wheel. (stupid dating shows) Should I make a grand entrance?
Yeah, make the WHOLE world hate you. Its a good idea.

4) I want to have sex on the first date, what should I do?
Well, just keep making sexual suggestions. If you guys have sex, goodie for you. Guess it will keep going. If not, well there won't be a second date so you wouldn't have to be reminded of the horror. Pervert.

5) I want to make a move, but I'm too shy. What should I do?
Get ready for a romantic moment. Beats me, I'm too tired for this crap.

blunt but oh so true.

Your wit and humor combined make this forum a better place. A much angrier, but yes, better, place.

haha nice.... donno why i didnt make 1..maybe later :O but anywho nice ;]

i've seen the topic, and i was like this should be good. hahaha it turned out it was. very good top. hahah i'll take them into consideration

i agree. those are funny, but they're also all true too

haha

haha #8 is pretty funny. I totally agree with #9 cause personally, I would never tell my parents that I'm dating someone. And people should at least TRY to hide the relationship.

#9 is so true :D

- Tran -

suck up.
*cough*

Not really a better place, but it is funny to watch people react to some of the sht you say.

Updated with quesiton 15.

I don't like you, but everything you said is completely true.

bravo bravo.... flowers for you... nicely put... and no... i'm not a suck up... I just love how he/she is very outspoken and doesn't give a fcuk about what people have to say...

ROFLMFAO!!!

You rule!!

lol thats so true.

Lol bravo, everything is so true right there

word, you pointed out the obvious but yeah theyre all true

i have a question i have a question! haha i have 5guys that like me what should i do?? lol but seriously tho -_- cuz... each of them.. uh i dunno how to explain it

cool. but werent you the person that asked why we even come here to talk about these things?

Makes sense.

OH MY F*CKING GOD.
That was hilarious.
And very true.
HAHA. Oh my god, that was great.

Suck up? No, I just like to give credit where I think it is deserved.

But I have one that I think you forgot. What about those questions "I'm a brat, why doesn't everything revovle around me and go my way??"

You know like the kid who hates his parents because they can't drive him to skool.

th5418 you are my hero!!! you took the words right out of my mouth.

th5418 u rock!!!!!!!!!

haha that made me laugh

that's so freaking funny...lols...that's hailarous...

LMAO that was fcukin awesome. you tell em.

Indeed. I've seen you around in the relationships forum. This was something that brightened my day.

LOL... so very blunt... but people just need to know that it is... what it is Well done!

lmao

hahaha....wow i actually agree with u on some things ...... wow now im scarring myself saying that.....j/k

Parents find out everything...

th5418, will you go out with me?

haha. jk

back off b!tch, he's mine

There enough to go around...

hopefully these good tips will spread

haha some of them made me laugh.. awesome

whoah i needed that laugh ! thanks

This sucks, whenever I post something seirous, people laugh. Whenever I post something funny, they get mad.

fine, i'll get mad...

Have you no heart you mother effing piece of ish mother effer? People come in here to ridden themselves of their mother effing burdens and all you can do is poke fun at them with your satirical insults?? i hope you die... die and go burn in hell



rofl at the first sentence of the previous paragraph I didn't do a very good job at being mad, and for that, I apoligize

mneh i dun like question 6 cos like id want a friendship more than a boyfriend

great ;o now someone go through all the posts in this subforum and link it to this thread to save time, effort, and cb bandwidth ;o

Dude, I'm so gonna pin this, haha

Topic Pinned

lmao, this is pinned, cool

um, that would be weird,but most of ur thingys are true

haha nice easier said than done though =/ for me hahaha anyways good job!

dude. we're married.

Omg, haha, you pinned this?!
AWESOME.
This shall be a good resource.
Doubt the n00bs will bother to read it. -_-

Sweet, like my 5th thread and it gets pinned.

^^also, u have now 666 posts