Then all the major candy companies in the world would DIE DIE DIE!

What if AIM didn't exist?

I'd be dammned for all eternity.

What if all the world was edible?

id go insane...

what if the ocean was cement?

It'd be gray-ish.....

What if a soda can granted you three wishes?

Then I definitely know its time to quit drinking soda...

What if..........Createblog.........never existed!!!!!!??????? *dramatic music*

id cry

what if I was god? lol

we be all in mars

what if no one remebered my b-day

Then they'd sure as hell won't remember mine.

What if the moon was really made of cheese?

It is made of cheese....


What if people could fly like birds?

Then I'd buy myself an F-16C Falcon to shoot down any flying person that would intrude into my airspace...

What if.......anime never existed?

I'd die a slow and painful death.


What if a single breath could knock you over?

I'd probably isolate myself from others, just to stay alive.

What if a bunch of middle school kids just started egging your house?

I'd egg them back. ^_^u

What if your dog was run over by a car?

i don't have a dog.

what if the sky was red?

It'd be red........

Tell me, what happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

they would send the devil back in me durrr


what if your computer blew up in 5...4....3....2....1 NOW

It didn't blow up.
^_^u

Since the deamon got sent back, wouldn't that mean you were re-posessed?

Eh I dunno I'll ask the demon myself...

What if every CB member was in some uber conga line?

It would be too damn long

What if your clothes were made of chocolate?

bireds and animals would try to eat me and my clothes.

what if bomb suddenly appeared in ur lap and was timed 10 seconds before ot blew up?

Sumerge the bomb in the ocean/lake and run lyke hell.

What if you cried blood?

cuss a bunch of times lol

if i came on to u?

Hm, depends on how you'd come onto me. But if it's good, then I'd flirt. Lol.


What if you saw your principal streaking?

tape and show it to people to promote abstinence

if i had a rash on my butt would u tell me

Would I even see your butt? Lol. But if I did, then I'd tell you.

What if you found out your best friend is lesbian/gay?

nothing would really change

what if u were the opposite sex for one day

Learn how to skateboard, and also learn about the mysteries of being a guy.

What if you couldn't speak anymore, no matter what?

then id tell y im sleepy and that u win again lol

what if i was really bush in desguise

I'd ask for you to change the law and allow for fourteen year olds to be able to have driver's licenses.


What if I were Mrs. Brady in disguise?

id kiss u lol

what if i was ur BROTHER!!!

Then I'd have three brothers, and you'd be here in Las Vegas. Lol.


What if I were an eclair? Lol.

then id prob lick and eat u up lol

what if i can play a bagpipe

I'd be wondering if you were wearing a kilt.

What if Bugs Bunny knocked on your door?

say doc b4 he does lol

what if u didnt reply lol

I'd be sleeeeping.


What if YOU didn't reply?

I would've been looking at other topics

What if the person that you like makes fun of you behind your back, but is too chicken to come up to your face and say it?

Id forget about him and move on, hes not worth it.

What if the interent and all conversations were on world wide television?

id kill tv

what if we didnt have skool?

id get fatter as we speak

what if u had a kid?

It'd be pretty hard to get through highschool.

What if you found yourself on a deserted island, all alone?

build a boat lol

what if i was ur DAD!!!!!

can i have 20 dollas?

what if there where no toilet seats in the world

we would be squatting down to pee in holes in the ground like they have in malaysia.




what if cats could talk?

I'll smash the living hell out of cats, so all of them would be afraid to talk.

How come people are talking about anime characters about them saving the world when an actual real person is actually doing the thing instead of talking about it?

to express themselves

what if i died?

::jerry::

I would plan out your funeral.

What if I become the first female president?

iono, would u be nice to me?

what if i was the prince?

then ud look like the korean prince ... fugly!!!! bahahahahaha im jk ... or am i?

if these walls could talk...

I'd talk to the walls!

What if Barney became president?

everyone would love everyone else and he'd probably get shot 1 week into his presidency. Lolz

what if cb didn't exsist