QUOTE(Uh oh its Jay @ Aug 27 2004, 1:44 AM)
What's the right way to put a condom? I'm just wondering because when I have protected sex someday, I don't want ending up having a baby because my condom failed.
condoms are evil
satan himself makes condoms... so.... you shouldnt use... them
NOW THAT WE GOT THAT OUT IN THE OPEN
heres some brief history on the condom
in 1998, the condom was brought to america by scandanavian midget albinos
in scandanavian, condom mean "the sandwich of gods" and is worshipped by all
it was discovered by the midgets in a hole in the middle of the desert... yeah
any how...
wait..
um... dont you just like put it on your penis... like, theres instructions and everything.. maybe if you still dont get it you can take some special ed classes on putting on condoms... you retarted buttfag vagina viking....
I MEAN HONESTLY.... YOU STUPID F
UCKyou dont deserve sex with another human, i suggest having it with a type of livestock and/or rusty pair of scissors