well my friend and i were talkin one day and just... out of nowhere he says "dude i was lookin around the net a few days ago and i read that the pain for a woman giving birth is eqivalent [sp?] to a guy having a baseball coming out of his... thing"


... all i gotta say is....... OWW!.....

yeah that doesnt sound too good, Women are hardcore!!. *givees them 1000000 eprops*

Yeah, but the only difference is that we'll never have a baseball come out our penises.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

haha i hope not

a baseball seems alot longer than a baby lol

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.. maybe throughout the day

A BASEBALL OUTTA OUR PENIS!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! man....... propz 2 all women who have given birth already....... dam........ datz painful, i mean....... dat big ball comin out of a penis.......

wait a minute thats not possible, cuz the woman has contractions to expand her vagina and thats nature's doing....and im pretty sure our penises dont have contractions

its suppose to b a golf ball... baseballs madddd big.... or think of it like this.. its like us sh*ttin out a basketball...

either way dat hurtz.........

A basball coming out of a penis?! who guys are messed up if you think about these kinds of things.. haha. Ok im going to go throw up now

I never knew that.

haha.. interesting....

Uh, yeah, it's not. Their vagina is waaaay bigger than our urethras.

ah thats too sick for my clean mind

Yeah.. that'd be pretty odd if guys had the kids.. O_o

Well, male seahorses have the kids.. koff, but we're not seahorses.

ewww....that would hurt....a lot

-brandon

wow madd props to woman but how does one noe how a baseball coming out of ur
penis feels??

ooooooo must suck to be woman then..right?? yeah one day i think guys should experience it...

... im just happy im not a girl. i dont think i could handle that much stuff...

oh **** that would so hurt.

Did someone just admit he is weak? :D

^ haha yea i think he did!

Me to!

US GIRLS RULE! :D

hahaha lol....i would imgagine it would hurt pretty bad 4 a guy tho....yall should b lucky u dont have to go thru pain like we do!

Hmm, actually, its more like a orange or small melon perhaps.

We can only speculate; but judging from the sensitivity of the penis and the size of its canal and the object which is hypthetically being pushed through it. The picture can be drawn pretty accurate on how much pain would occur.

Well, we also have to take into consideration that drugs will be involved due to the severity of child birth and arent drugs suppose to numb the pain substantially?

Some don't use drugs. It can hurt the baby.

Thank you, and also to all of the guys who finally understand the pain women go through in childbirth. Although, a lot of good comes from it under the right circumstances. And so, it evens out.

I know this is only an approximation and everything, but it seems pretty ridiculous.

even if there was someone that knows how it feels to have a baseball/golfball/pretty much any type of ball come out of their penis, how would they be able to compare it to how childbirth feels?

I have absolutely no doubt that it's one of the most painful things you can possibly experience, but um......that's just.......not......make........sense.......able....

OOO wat the fuk?? where the hell did he get this from???

Ouch

A baseball coming out of a guy's thing? Isn't that like impossible? Haha, how owuld whoever wrote that know anyways?

lol. when you guys become daddys you better be there to provide a hand to hold crush while your poor lil wifey's havin your baby.

shes got a point... we did her for some pleasure now we need the pain... guys either DONT MARRY or juss run away or "be at work"

All i can say is ow" I run by those real life network things on TV" Where the show a women giving birth.. It makes me wanna rethink the idea of having a kid. and i don't want to adopt..phhhhht.. I rather raise pups..aha

how the hell can ur penis strech so wide??!?!?!?!?!
its gonna friggn rip

its supposed to be euivilent to sh*ting a bowling ball

this is so wierd.

yeah i would imagine that be like have birth or maybe some what close to it.

What the hell are you talking about?
A baseball is smaller than a baby. By ALOT.
I wanna adopt.

just 1000000... just joking

Ouch.
I'm glad I'm not giving birth to anything anytime soon.

If you're scared of the baseball there's another alternative.

First Male Pregnancy

Lmao...

FYI... this is a hoax

But doctors are actually really trying to accomplish this. Because there are cases, in a woman, when the embryo lands in the abdominal cavity. Not in the womb. So, from this, why can't a man have an embryo implanted in his abdominal and have it removed surgicially? Although it's nothing like labor. >< I argued with a guy friend of which gender can withstand pain better. I said that men never have to push another human being out their private parts. He said you never got kicked in the balls.

That's just an example..



right?

Geezus christ; you guys are so skeptical that you can't bare to use ur imagination for once. -.-.......

i have a question..how would the person who made this up know? has he had a baseball or golfball come outta his penis before and afterwards gone through child labor?

i dont know i think it's just an ESTIMATE. like a scale yanno? like tha size of a .. girl's thing and a baby would probably be tha comparison of tha hole on a guy's... thing and a baseball.

hm?

abso-fu**ing-lotely

besides it's just casual chit chat ^_^

oh well, thats why theres something called adoption. besides..i think we needa stop making kids and maybe raise a child who's already in this world who needs parents you know?

and guys drool

ohhh sick!! that's nasty! oh, one time i saw on the net this guy who was putting like a metal rod through his peehole. it was disgusting and he was jsut like putting it in and out and j/o at the same time!!! ohh if ur a guy and if u have foreskin and gay, u can put it over another guy's wanker and then that's arousing to some guys....ok way off topic but whatever, just fyi!