Argh, don't you hate it after you take a big nice poopy, you get ready to wipe your butt, and realize that there's no toilet papers left? Or there's like 4 square boxes left.
What do you do in this situation?
I make sure there is no one outside, open the door, and since the closet is right next to the bathroom, I quicking get up, making sure there's like no poopie hanging, get toilet paper, and sit back down.

How about you?

ugh, i've had to do that too, if i dont remember to check

but ONEEE time
I got up and nice big drop of POOPY fell on the bathroom floor and i didn't notice it
then later on some one stepped in it and i blamed it on the dog

I do the same thing, but if it's like a public bathroom, I flush the toilet, make sure nothings hangin on my donkey, then pull my underwear up very carefully, make sure you can't see anything, then move to the next available stall.

But most of the time I check before going =)

What if your undies get stained?

throw it out and get new ones.

at home, i yell for someone to get me some tp. i dont use public bathrooms.

^what that person said

Aw, but what if you really^infinity have to go?

I know this is very hard but.. check before going?

1. either yell for sister or mom to give me sum toliet paper
2. get my butt up and get sum myself.

never happened to me pplz since i have chinese parents and they pretty much bought a life time supply of toilet paper cause it was on sale and theres toilet paper right next to the cubboard <sp?>, but if it did, i guess id yell out to see if anyone is near and if no one answers i kinda squat and get some toilet paper in the next room

Heh.
I hate that. >_<

i hate it too...but i either yell for my sister or get myself some...i usually check and then go get some if needed...then i use the bathroom..but if i ever do forget i yell for my sister..

"wow" lol...............................haha hella discriptive rofl

Anyways i remember to check b4 i use the bathroom haha..and i havnt had that happened to me in a long time and if it does,im like 2 feet away from a toilet paper haha..a long time ago i mite have yelled for some too lol.... i dont use public bathrooms to take a dump..thats gross :]

Eh.. I just waddle my ass out and get my own TP.

dman thats annoying but this is just weird lol and kinda disgusting not everything u do about stfuf need sto be non by peeps

You wear em inside out

hilarious topic.. we have shatloads of tp

Eeewww!!!!! That's disgusting! That doesn't really happen to me...Lol, I check before I go to the bathroom stalls, but then the majority of times, the bathroom has toilet paper, so yeaps.

. I find this very funny. But I never had that problem because we keep all the toilet paper in the bathroom.

lol OMG these message boards ROCK. i mean u can talk about anything. rotflmao.

yehhh same here......

lol same here...why keep toilet paper somewhere else........; but rarely do we run out; i just hop into the tub and take a shower ahah ;p

i jus shout until someone comes and gives me paper, one time i didnt realize i was home alone and i just kept shouting and shouting so i think i almost fell asleep and then i just decided to take a shower while i was there , its funny how i had a billion towls in there and notone single toilet paper square... hehe poopie

sorta gross topic and im much amazed on the amount of feedback.lol.

I just open the closet that is somewhat near the toilet and use something to extend my reach like a towel or something and toss it in and pull it out real quick and a roll rolls out. Yea, the closet's like one of them towel closets and it's sorta on the otherside of the bathroom but the bathroom is small so it ain't a problem.

ive always wanted a towel closet. those are great for storage ive heard.

hee I dont have to worry about after poopie because here in Philippines we have the 'tabo'

funny topic... i would juss yell for my mommy x]]

umm...... i just grab it from da cabinet, cuz both mi bathrooms have cabinets full of toliet paper, so i'm safe...... but at mi old house...... i would need 2 get up N go grab sum from da storage closest dat was bout 10 ft from da bathroom..... but dat onli happened 2 mi once, N ever since mi moved 2 mi new house, NO MORE!!!!!!

mY xAnGa...

That is so gross...

but HILARIOUS!!!!

Lol, I just usually yell for my mom to get me some... or if she doesn't hear me... un... haha use kleenex? (Usually keep kleenex in the bathroom, so eh).

And eh, I don't use public bathrooms... urky... I just hold it in. (Haha, nearly an expert in that).

hahah i have done that be4 its kinda funny now that i think about it lol but you know what reallly sucks if you go poopie in a public bathroom and there are no more toilet paper omg that would suck








.:tony:.

same here

U GUYS ARE SICK.. TALKIN ABOUT UR POOPIE! haha jk..
::speachless::

speaking of takin shits for all you flipz out there, some flip kid in school was tellin me about an automatic ass wiper in the phillipines that like shoots a jet of water out or somethin like that and cleans your ass for you...is it true? lol

is that what a tabo is vehvih?

Hmm no.. That is not a 'tabo', that is just some high tech device but we do have one like that in our house [I live in States, not in Philippines anymore]. We don't have 'tabo' anymore because we couldn't find one . Anyway a 'tabo' is a plastic material. It looks like a bucket with a handle [no not a a big tea cup ]. You pour water in it, then use it by pouring the water on your dirty ass, vagina, or penis. I miss my Philippine tabo

we always keep a spear underneight the sink.

::jerry::

heh heh well my parents just leave some toilet paper inside the bathroom just in case for refills

Well, my bathrooms always tend to be decorated with a "seashell" type thing, just for those emergencies...

Nah, I just check now before I go. Can't say I always did the same in a public bathroom though, I hate running out of toilet paper in those spots

just wash your butthole in the shower.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG. My mom uses one of those. HAHAHA!!!



OK, yeah. I just yell at someone.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

lmao ..ehem that's nasty ewww

- Tran -

LMAO hahhaha a

this is a funny

when there is no more toilet paper and theres no more in da bathroom dat im in, i run to the other bathroom (we have 2 in mai house) and grab sum or if im too lazy , i use mai lil bro's baby wipes >_< ROFLMAO they are kinda wet but thats kinda good cuz i know i cleaned it good and then mai booty doesnt smell as bad and no i didnt say it would smell GOOD but just not that nasty

omb(uddha) when i was at vietnam visiting mai relatives, i used sumthing that kinda was just like a tabo!!!!!!!!!!! i was liek wheres da freakin tp? and they were like u see dat bucket? use it and i was like "huh??" but i got used to it after a while

haha this topic is hilarius!
to XGhostReconX, the water spray-thingie is called a bidet

You know what? Seon Ho, this is what you're supposed to do. MAKE SURE you have like 4 rolls on top of your toilet thingy, u know, where the flusher is. OR have it under the sink. Sadly, I GUESS MAYBE ONLY WOMEN do that. That's never happened to me since I just get another roll that's on top of my toilet or under the sink.

rofl... yeh if im at home theres diz towel hangin up on the rakk so i use that then put it in the hamper or wash it and iff im in public i do wat dat other person sed where they flush it pull up their pants reel kwik and go to the other stall and yeh...

haha thats so funny

OMG i do it all the time.. but what hapens is we have toilet paper in teh cablit in my bathroom, but sum times there is noone n there, so i have to do down 2 fligths of stairs to get toilet paper in teh storage room in my house.. And its a loig walk cuase myhouse is eportty big.. or i just yell until sum ine heard me(like ym sidter usually) and tell ehr to go get me toilet paper.. LoL