Tech: Internet Technical Support this is so-and-so speaking. May I have your username please?

Female Customer: Yes I want to speak to the person in charge immediately!

Tech: Speaking. What can I do for you?

Female Customer: I want to complain about the pornographic bookmarks your company put in my web browser!

Tech: We didn't put any pornographic bookmarks in your web browser.

Female Customer: Oh yes you did! I'm looking at them right now!

(Tech remembers the Netscape history list and grins to himself)

Tech: Where exactly are these "bookmarks" located?

Female Customer: In Netscape!

Tech: And where exactly in Netscape would that be?

Female: In that little list that comes down when you click the little down arrow!

Tech: The one right above the Net Search button?

Female Customer: Yes that one!

Tech: Miss, that's the Netscape history list. Netscape keeps the past ten links you typed in that box. The only way to put an address in that box is for someone to physically sit at your computer and type in a web address.

Female Customer: Well I certainly didn't type in those X rated web addresses!

Tech: Well somebody did. Who else has access to your computer, and uses the Internet?

Female Customer: Just me and my husband!

(Several seconds of silence pass)

Female Customer: ........ oh ............. OOOH! ... Thank you.

(She quickly hung up)

ha-ha i love it.

OMFG hahahhaha how funny except.. i cant believe she is so calm about it. i would be like my husband but good one. nice post

lol. She really dumb with a computer. When she finds out, she doesn't sound like she really mad.

hahaha. that's pretty funny.

LMAO that is HYSTERICAL! She must have a very horny husband

hahaha thats a good one

lOl, dat wuz frikkin funny! Good joke!

uh...not funny...it was predictable..

I didn't find it funny. . so what ? her husband watches porn. Anything new?

omg lol! is dis a tru story??

Kicked ass!!!!!!!

lmao ! whoo hoo naughty husband !

Same here. Don't really find it funny

lol someone is in trouble

haha, pretty funny

uh oh....... hahaha..... shes dumb

Haha...funny.