ok so 3 guys are walkin thru a desert. they stumble upon a magic lamp; the genie inside sez: i will grant u each 1 wish.
the first guy sez: im burning up right now so i want a fan
the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got his fan so he started fanning himself.
the second guy sez: im burning up right now so i want a pitcher of lemonade!
the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got his lemonade.
the third guy sez: im burning up right now so i want to be able to roll down a car window and haf a cool breeze rush thru my hair.
the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got a car DOOR. so the guy had to drag it along in the burning sun.

later, the 3 guys reached a cliff and cna't get past. they find another lamp. the genie inside sez: i'll grant u each 1 wish
the first guy wishes for an eagle that can fly him across.
the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got his eagle to take him across.
the second guy wishes for a hawk to fly him across.
the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got his hawk to take him across.
the third guy looks over the cliff edge and sees its like 100 meters down if he fell so hes like: holy cow....


after waiting for a while, the 3rd guy finalyl catches up with the other 2, all scratched and bruised. they reach another cliff and find another lamp. suddenly the edge of the cliff crumbles and they are all falling. the genie grants them each a pile of watever they want to cushion their fall.
the first guy screams "MONEY!" so he lands in a large pile of bills and hes safe.
the second guy screams "FEATHERS!!" so he lands in a large pile of feathers without getting any scratch or bruise.
the third guy is really freaked out nd hes like: "HOLY SH*T!!!"

only a "HA" for me..I'd say 3/10

Hehe. I feel sorry for the 3rd guy, thats nasty.

lol... i feel bad for that guy who will fall into the dung heap

lol thats funny but there are a bunch of jokes like that

hahaha, poor guy!

Heard it ... a lot.

HAHAHAH

Haha...Poor 3rd guy.

nnasty..... poor guy