There were three foreigners that had just arrived to America for vacation. One of the foreigners was a musician, but his english was so poor all he learned was the note "Mei mei mei mei..." The second foreigner was a cook. but all he learned was the words "knives and forks..knives and forks..." The third foreigner loved candy sooo much, all he learned was "goody goody gum drops..goody goody gum drops.."

When one night they were all heading out of their hotels, someone was killed in the hotel. The police came to interview them and asked "Do you know who killed the man?" The musician said "mei mei mei!!" Then the police said "What did you guys kill him with?" The cook said "knives and forks..knives and forks"..Then the ploice said "I'm sorry your all under arrest" The candy man said "Goody goody gum drops..goody goody drops!"

HA lol!!

lol! thers a longer one but i wont post it up

I've heard this before..but it still made me laugh..a little.

Lol. Foreign idiots. hahahaha :D I wonder if they were smiling when they told this to the cops..That'll be hilarious..like some pyscho foreign people..haha xD

ha ha i like that.. lol... theres a different one too but im not gonna post that up

ive heard this one b4 but a different version but it made me smile all the same...

LMAO, this joke is old, but i still like it.

my little sister (who is 8, btw) told me that.

I find that oddly disturbing.

lol i heard that joke b4. still made me laugh though

haha its alright lol