One day 3 explorers were going up a mountain trail when one of them found a magical lamp. The genie came out and said "I will grant each of you one wish for an item or whatever it is that you want that you will fall on after you say it." So, the 1st man said "Gold!" and so he landed onto an ample amount of it. The 2nd wished for money and fell upon it afterwards. And the 3rd one, not realizing that there was a pack of rotton bananas in front of him, slipped on them accidentally and said "Oh sh!t!" and landed upon his gigantic proportions of sh!t.
The End
Okay that was stupid, g@y, and wastful but I dont know, I kinda find it funny