One day a guy went to go see his doctor cuz he was having problems intimately with his wife. His doctor recommended a medicine for him to take but he said "you can only take one per day." So when the guy was driving home he took one pill so he'd be ready to go by the time he gets home. But as he kept driving..he was thinking "I haven't had sex in a really LOOOOOOOONGGGG time...I should take another one..." and so he did. A few minutes passed by he thought to himself " I don't think 2 pills would be enuff...I haven't had sex in a loooooooooonnnggg time... I should take one more" and so he did.
The next day a little boy called the doctor and said "doctor, what have you done with my dad?? My mom's dead..my sister's leg has a cramp, and my dad is on the roof going here kitty..kitty..kitty.