A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kinds of boobs?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions, Dad?"
"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."

Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of weenies are there?"
The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yep, all dried up and the balls are only there for decoration..."

Hahahhaah hm, good one

lmao nice 1

lol 5/10

lmfao!!

L0L

HAHAHAHHAH that is a GOOD one..I thought it ended on the boy/dad convo..it was funi already..lol

lmfao good one!

lol, pretty weird...

Oh help i dont want to grow anymore

LOL

ick. that's gross.

Ahahaha! LMFAO

hahahaha lmao thats a good one