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xnastyninjagrlx
i think most ppl heard this before but wutevers...

THree men were on an island when they came across a genie bottle. When they rubbed it, the genie popped out and said I will give each of you 3 wishes. The first guy said "well I want a lot of food I've been starving" genie says "ok u got it" then he said "well I wanna lot of women..I haven't done it in a long time" genie says "ok u got it" then he said "I wanna take all these things back with me to my hometown" SO *poof* off he went. The second guy wishes the same thing as the first guy. "I want food, hot girls, and be back to my hometown." Then the third guy said "yah..food sounds good..hot girls are not bad.."..........BUt Genie I'm feeling lonely..Can you bring back my other two friends??
mai_z
aww poor guys, and they were home too!
aznriceboi
lol, never heard of it before.
dani41790
that joke is realli old but still funni
F1R3B4T
^^^^^
yea realli old but still funni!!!!!!!
pnai4eva
Heard it b4 but in a different version. But this version is better.
whomps
Aw how sad.. I wouldn't do that to my friends =p
yeseulx3
haha lol laugh.gif

i heard this joke, except it was a dumb blonde joke.
lil_l3l3allplaya
lol...poor guys laugh.gif
sweetdreamsx3
Is the guy like a blonde? I think I heard this joke before, but it was a redhead, brunette, and a blonde...lols :D
Weird addiction
L0L....haha
Mireh
Eek. Sucks for them .
Fallen_Fairy
wow i pray to god that dont ever have dumb friends like that
cutielilsuga
hrmm this one is quite funny but not funny as the explorer one
lhuvhurts
lol thats funny not that funny but funny
Calibabe2292
lol ya , but it never gets old _smile.gif
joethebunny
Lol. If that was my friend, I'd be forced to give him a thrashing.
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