ok, i get these jokes off my cell phone (i get somethin like a joke for the day) from comedy central so ill just post some..

whats the definition of a beuty parlor?
a place where people curl up and dye

what do japenese men do when they have erections?
vote

whats long and hard that a greek bride gets on her wedding night?
a new last name

what do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?
sparky

why could the pony not talk?
because he was a little hoarse

....*crickets chirping in the background*

lol, ya i know they weren't that funny..o well worth a try

They're cute!

lol those jokes r cute

LMFAO!!!! SPARKY!!!!! LOL GOOD ONE!!!!!!

n i dun get the
what do japenese men do when they have erections?
vote
someone explain plz

well i dont mean to be offensive (because im asian too) but some asians dont speak english that well so.. erections=elections

ooh now i get the election thing... ehh thats not realli funni

yea, not really...

good try though