MrElsewhere
Aug 17 2004, 01:51 PM
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
haha.. hope u guyz get it
F1R3B4T
Aug 17 2004, 01:53 PM
lol i get it and its funni but then it was posted b4
xzxero
Aug 17 2004, 01:57 PM
i dont get it
silver-rain
Aug 17 2004, 02:29 PM
QUOTE(xzxero @ Aug 17 2004, 2:57 PM)
i dont get it

haha i get it... the girl's father is the pharmacist that sold the condoms to the guy.
MasterNe0
Aug 17 2004, 02:48 PM
I think I saw this joke in a different section on this forum.
7/10 since it a funny joke but I saw it already.
midnitexrose
Aug 17 2004, 03:31 PM
haha

it'll be so funny if this really happens.
chica777708
Aug 17 2004, 03:32 PM
haha funni, that would suc lol, I have already seen it b4 I think lol
MeanBastard
Aug 17 2004, 03:36 PM
Old as crap.
Just AJ
Aug 17 2004, 03:40 PM
QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 17 2004, 4:36 PM)
Old as crap.

If you don't like it, don't post anything, that's just spam.

I like it, I guess it would suck if that really happened(I wonder if the father gave him the wrong advice when he knew who the boy was?

)
[i]LLMATiC
Aug 17 2004, 03:42 PM
haha funny stuff.. that would reallie suck if some thing like that happened
itskatherine XD
Aug 17 2004, 03:56 PM
i read this before, its still funny. haha.
sup3rgirl7
Aug 17 2004, 07:50 PM
LMFAO!!!! hahahaah i get it...LOL
elmogurly
Aug 17 2004, 08:46 PM

yeah this was posted before. good try though!
dani41790
Aug 19 2004, 12:12 AM
lol thats funny but umm im pretty sure this was posted b4
F1R3B4T
Aug 19 2004, 12:39 AM
yes it was posted before but then its still FUNNY *glares at ppl*
lil_l3l3allplaya
Aug 20 2004, 10:31 AM
lol now thats funny.....
head_0ver_heels
Aug 20 2004, 12:01 PM
Yeah..I've seen this before on blogring..but whatever. still funny i guess.
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