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MrElsewhere
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

haha.. hope u guyz get it
F1R3B4T
lol i get it and its funni but then it was posted b4
xzxero
i dont get it huh.gif
silver-rain
QUOTE(xzxero @ Aug 17 2004, 2:57 PM)
i dont get it huh.gif

haha i get it... the girl's father is the pharmacist that sold the condoms to the guy.
MasterNe0
I think I saw this joke in a different section on this forum.

7/10 since it a funny joke but I saw it already.
midnitexrose
haha laugh.gif it'll be so funny if this really happens.
chica777708
haha funni, that would suc lol, I have already seen it b4 I think lol
MeanBastard
Old as crap.
Just AJ
QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 17 2004, 4:36 PM)
Old as crap.

_dry.gif If you don't like it, don't post anything, that's just spam.
happy.gif I like it, I guess it would suck if that really happened(I wonder if the father gave him the wrong advice when he knew who the boy was? laugh.gif )
[i]LLMATiC
haha funny stuff.. that would reallie suck if some thing like that happened
itskatherine XD
i read this before, its still funny. haha.
sup3rgirl7
LMFAO!!!! hahahaah i get it...LOL
elmogurly
_smile.gif yeah this was posted before. good try though!
dani41790
lol thats funny but umm im pretty sure this was posted b4
F1R3B4T
yes it was posted before but then its still FUNNY *glares at ppl*
lil_l3l3allplaya
lol now thats funny..... laugh.gif
head_0ver_heels
Yeah..I've seen this before on blogring..but whatever. still funny i guess.
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