In a Buddist temple far far away..one of the elder Buddist was looking for someone good and pure to take over his place since he was getting old. So he set up a test of a stripper to strip in front of his fellow followers and see if they can resist the temptation. In order to tell if they got excited, he put a drum over their pants so that everytime they got excited the drum would go "dun dun dun dun."

So the first follower came in, sat down and the stripper started to do her thing. It didn't take a while until the drum starting pounding "dun dun dun." The elder Buddist said, "No, you are not worthy of my place."

A second follower came in, sat down and the stripper started to do her thing. She took off her bottom..than her top...and just as the elder Buddist thought he might be the one, the drum starting pounding "dun dun dun." So the elder Buddist said, "NO , you are not worthy of my place."

A third follower came in, sat down and the stripper started to do her thing. When she practically took everything off and was trying to do anything possible to seduce him, his drum did not pound a single beat. The elder Buddist ran over with happiness and said "You are the one I've been looking for!" Right then, the follower's drum started pounding.."dun dun dun dun dun..."

lol... cute

Hahaha

lmfao!!!

funny

yea, funny. a 7/10.

haha thats funnie, he was gay right? lol

hahahhaa. that one was funny. ^.^

man..i'm sad. i don't really get it..

hahhah ...

How can buddhists be gay...

that kinda made me think before i got it, that nasty, lol gay buddhist

thats sad. gay buddhist? really really sad.

i thought you weren't allowed to to love/like if you are a nun/buddhist ...im probably wrong anyways =/

LOL

Hahahah, very amusing.

OMG lol!! funny joke

he's gay?!

lol yea thats why he gets a woody wen the elder buddhist comes over to him

Oh heh...

haha yah!...he's gay..soriee i heard it from somewhere..i know buddist aren't supose to be gay..but it's juss a JOKE!!

lol! thats funnay =)

i was stuck in a temple with buddist monks in taiwan...

now i think differently about them..

hahaha ewwww hes gay lol

lmao, he wuz gay the whole time

hahaha.

nice one

wow hahas

OMG LOL Gay haha i didnt get it at first.

LOLOL...good one! It would have been nice to see the elder buddhist's face...lol

haha that was good. i had to reread but oh well

ewwwwwwww hahahah

LMAO.
That's hilarious.

hahaha!

hahahaha llol that was fffuuunnnyy....

haha all men r the same....


ok NOT....jus some guys r.

woah..the monk wuz gay..lols

haha good one