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A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.
Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself, "Is this guy blind or what?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate woman. "I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true ... but you have all the equipment ..."
MeanBastard
Eh its okay. 2/3
F1R3B4T
LMAO!!!! thats kinda like the hotel bill one posted earlier
xzxero
thats funny
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freeflow
its kinda funny hahahhaa
elmogurly
yeah. that does remind me of the hotel one. _smile.gif
pnai4eva
Eh...it wuz aiight...
dani41790
lmao thats and ok joke
lil_l3l3allplaya
i guess it was okay...but didnt laugh
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