An American, a Japanese, and an african were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The african, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps Out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of Toilet paper hanging from his butt.

The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.

no offense,dont take it the wrong way PLEASE....

lmao nice...

lol... thats kinda sick, fax comin outta his ass i dun frickn wanna read that

funny but gross

lol..that's funny..yet distrubing..

LMFAO 7/20 that was good

LMAO. fax coming outta ur poopface?! itz funny tho!

Heh...haha.

LMAO! Thats funny. Ewww!

lmao thats funny

lol he cud've jus put it somewhere else tahts not as sick... like maybe on his arm? lmfao

haha

LMAO, that's pretty gross but funny!

ROFL niceeeeeeeeeee

;p

lol nice one

i wasnt offended but its not funny to me.

^ me neither.. i GET IT... n it really is not funny at all ..lol sorry

thats disgusting.and im eating a frikken peach too! ruined my appetite. thanks! anyways~ wouldnt they notice since its... toilet paper?

ack i hate it wen people take jokes way too seriously...(i.e. y did it hafta come outta his butt?, how did he ___?, why didn't he jus ___?, etc.)


lol dis is cute joke. funny funny

it is funny but nasty in a way.

lol. fax from the butthole. *hand you the fax*