A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"
Full Version: Ghost Hick
lmao, he had sex with a goat?! 
man, datz nasty!!!! 
eeeew beastality!!! 
man, datz nasty!!!! eeeew beastality!!!
haha that's funny!
haha funny
lmao!! rednecks...
gaaah!!! sex with goats!!!!
EWWWWWW! 
hahaha omg thats sooo wrong
Heh?
o god ... lol thats disgusting
Lmao. grosssssss.
hahahaha, wow..
eww. that's disgusting. i totally hope that's physically impossible..ick
LMAO
Hahahaha that's both funny and disgusting >_< 
ohh i've heard of that one before, but this one is funny the second time, besides i forgot part of it.
O, i heard that joke b4 sumwhere. That joke is messed up, really!
yuck
omfg thats.... kinky
EWWWW . . . LMAO
i'd like to be in that big a classroom..
LMFAO. Now that is a joke. 9/10
ooooooooooooooooold. and not funny anymore
QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 16 2004, 7:20 PM)
ooooooooooooooooold. and not funny anymore
who frickn cares as long as noone posted it on cb yet
i get it. funny
goats lmao
lmao
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