One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He
told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".

The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."

So the laywer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to
bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to
your house, it is so kind of you."

The laywer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."

omg man thats soooo dirty

Lol, sue the laywer.





Lmfao

so dirty? ehhh thers no sexuality or profanity in it...

That guy is gonna get sick for sure, who knows whats in the grass.

eh thats not really the point of the joke but... oh well

why that supidufjcuipw23y9rq-7uojvd LAWYER!

haha funny..actually i woulda done tha same

OMG how mean. Funny but mean.

ehh i dunno, mah dad mows the lawn.

lol...that's funny. i think i heard a different version of that...or maybe it was that one. i don't know really. hehe. it was funny

lmao how mean...

haha, that's mean.

That wuz funny, but still mean

haha, unexpected.

lol do u think u cud post it here? always fun to haf a variation

lol. took me a second time to read it before I actually got it. Not bad. 7/10

Excellent. New and laughable.

thats new. haha. but it was mean...

lmao yeah that was mean but hella funny

Haha I see.

OH NO! THAT EVIL LAWYER!
*socks him in the nose*

there a lot of lawyer-dissing jokes yah

thats a mest up lawyer

lol lawyer with no empathy

Lol. That is so wrong.