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scorpiobloomgurlie
It is really long but FUNNY!!!!

>A six-year-old boy goes to his dad and asks:
>"Daddy, What are politics?"
>
>The dad answers:
>Well, son let me explain it to you this way:
>
>I'm the head of the family so call me
>The President
>
>Your mother is the administrator of the money...
>so we'll call her
>The Government
>
>The nanny...
>we'll consider her
>The Working Class
>
>We're all here to take care of your needs...
>so we'll call you
>The People
>
>And that is kind of how Politics work
>Now think it and see if it makes sense
>
>So...the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad has >said.
>Later that night the boy hears his baby brother crying
>so he gets up to check on him
>
>He finds his little brother completely soiled in his diaper.
>he goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
>
>Not wanting to wake her
>he goes to the nanny's room
>he finds his daddy in bed with the nanny
>
>He gives up and finally goes to bed.
>The next morning at the breakfast table
>the little boy says to his father:
>"Daddy I think I understand the concept of politics now."
>
>The Father says:
>"Good son now tell me in your own words what politics are"
>
>The little replies:
>
>"The President
>is screwing
>The Working Class
>while
>The Government
>is sound asleep
>
>The People
>are being ignored
>and
>The Future
>is in deep sh*t."
conster
hahaa i think thats funny lol
silver-rain
haha, thats funny
MasterNe0
hehe. i get it, yep, it is funny.

I give it 8/10
Jordan Inc.
omg i kno this joke!! my teacher told it me on thursday
inquisitive_
laugh.gif That is funny and also true.
F1R3B4T
lmfao!!!!!! loL!!!!!!!!!!!
SarahxJoy
Rotflmmfsao!! laugh.gif biggrin.gif




That's a smart kid.
dani41790
lmao XD thats realli funni
F1R3B4T
"the president is screwing the working class"
lmao!!!
Luster Soldier
That's a good one! laugh.gif
pnai4eva
lol, good joke!
yeseulx3
haha cute
JlIaTMK
OMG lmao.... wtf is wrong with the dad lmao
inlonelinessidie
LMAO so true laugh.gif
chica777708
haha, wow thats funnie good job!
sikdragon
it was true before 2001.
F1R3B4T
QUOTE(sikdragon @ Aug 16 2004, 6:15 PM)
it was true before 2001.

eh who cares dude, its a joke. juz for laffs
elmogurly
lol...that's interesting. people have a lot of time on their hands.
F1R3B4T
thats why kids these days haf the wrong idea about reality..
xzxero
funny but tru
rhqtpie
haha thas funny laugh.gif
corizzle20
haha i think thats funny
Rachel
its kind of funny but then again so real
xtremeliquid
Heh...
eli5e
haha
ryfitaDF
excelent.
gothicvengeance
LOL!! That's really witty...the sad thing is that it's also true. laugh.gif great joke!
ohBrian
hahah smartone
diezelbabygrl_xoxo
lol that was a good joke!!
LittleLulu
hahahaha thats wicked!!!!


lol ....9/10
1--GIRL
HAHAHAHAH i liked it _smile.gif
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