Luster Soldier
Aug 14 2004, 12:14 AM
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
F1R3B4T
Aug 14 2004, 12:28 AM
ehh kidna weird but i still get it.. lol its ok
Levy2k6
Aug 14 2004, 12:30 AM
that's pretty stupid but i get it.
diezelbabygrl_xoxo
Aug 14 2004, 12:50 AM
omg dat took me a minute 2 get, but lol dat was funny
DarkCrescentMoon
Aug 14 2004, 01:26 AM
meh..sorta stupid...i sorta kinda got it.
NiKECHiQ
Aug 14 2004, 01:29 AM
whoah that was funny ! got it the first time
MasterNe0
Aug 14 2004, 12:27 PM
Took me a minute but I get it. It kind of confusing the first time. It funny thought.
vivieeeen
Aug 15 2004, 04:20 PM
haha that's SO mean! haha
lozerface87
Aug 15 2004, 08:49 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *ahem* that wasnt very nice..heehee
Luster Soldier
Aug 16 2004, 11:22 AM
QUOTE(elmogurly @ Aug 16 2004, 4:43 AM)
ick. i don't get it..
It's basically saying that both doctors knew rednecks can't count. So when the redneck was holding the beer can, he had to use fingers to count...so he had to put the beer can between his crotch. When the bomb goes off....he doesn't have his precious organ anymore
imafreakinazn
Aug 16 2004, 11:59 AM
....oh!!! hahahahahaha!!! i get it!!!
yeseulx3
Aug 16 2004, 01:19 PM
wow... it must... eww sting!
pnai4eva
Aug 16 2004, 01:55 PM
ewww, i feel sorry 4 him now...