two blondes were walking in a forest when one of the blondes said "i need to take a poop" the other one perplied with " well, go behing that tree!" then, "but i have to paper to wipe with though?" "do you have a dollar?" "oh yeah, nevermind, be right back" after a while, she came back, hands full of crap, and said..."have you ever tried wiping with three quaters, two dimes and a nickel???"