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Where's the SBD fart?

whats the SBD fart?

hahaha SILENT BUT DEADLY!!!! OMG...

lolz. silent but deadly is VERY convenient. but usually. when it's LOUDD i just fart away and no one knows as i walk past the crowdd~ ;]

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SBD... i thought dat was Strong bad uh.. suffin... lol

weird

I voted squeeky fart, its hillarious when you just randomly do it infront of your friends, then you all just bust out laughing because it sounded like it said something.

yuk!! hahaha

ohh this si hard i perfer the fast one. i dont xcare about the smell as long as they dont know it was me. its embarrasing

lmao! that made me laugh

yes usually the silent ones are the deadliest...lOl! when my dog farts i never hear it but i the smell is unbearable...i dont even wanna breathe

LOL some of my friend try to make their farts say something... its kinda wierd... lol

Haha, I did quickly.. well I have to tell you a story.. and THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

I was in this youth group and everyone was quiet and the lights were out and we had a candle in the middle. And I really had to fart. And I held it for a few minutes and I had to go to the bathroom so when I lifted my leg, my fart just invited itself to go out so then it was all quiet and the fart was hearable (if there's such word) and everyone started laughing and I thought no one noticed it was me but they did know it was me because of the leg part. That was so embarassing.

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Haha, well good thing the candle was in the middle

LOL!! you`ve made my day...

When my sister and I were both little, I used to be like "look over there!" and point to that place, but when she turns around realized there wasn't anything to look, she'd find my butt in front of her face and I'd fart.

jennica... you're so... strange... and i think that you're... a bit.... off.....

LOL!!!!!!! I'd rather do none of the above! But if I have to, might as well get it over with

ooo you forgot the wet fart

How about sharting?

sharting is gross.
farting in general is gross.

u know us girls, we dont fart.
oh nooo.

brb i forgot to get the lysol

hmm.. i would chose the SILENT FART (oo... i see NONE OF THAT HERE!!! ) hahaha

wen i was in the car with my best frend and we were all gossiping, like (we were in the trunk cause no room for us...) "omg hes so %*&^*!!" "no, he's so nice~" etc, the car stopped abruptly because there was some dork car that almost hit up. me and my best frend rolled in the trunk really swiflty, and i acidently farted really loud, but it made this like... short BEEP sound that went "BOOM" and i felt so embarassed... omg... but luckily no one said anything that it until i got to school... hahaha she told my best frends and we were laughing for like HOURS hehe...

hahaha.. SBD.. wet fart.. hahah funny

it's funny when u have silent fart...it smells reallie bad...
and if u fart like a big explosion one...it doesnt smell...
but if it is a bubble fart...omq smells like a disgusting elephant crap!! HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA... that's what my guyfriends love to do infront of me [=

SBD ALL THE WAY!

SBD! Because it's like a ninja.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

Ew!! Nooo... please noo farts... eww eww... .


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the quiet and smelly ones are the best, because in a group of people, no one knos its u. if it were vice versa, loud and non smelly, u have a problem.

Man, I prefer NON. I don't want to smell peoples FART! thats stinky! LOL

lol bubble farts!!!


good thing they only happen if you sit down

Once...it was during "Moment of Silence", my class was so quiet doing the minute thing. I had to fart really bad, I was moving from side to side so my butt wouldn't leak. I moved to the left...and my butt leaked...and it went all out. It was a large explosion...and it smelled really bad.

PS. Never eat bean soup...

quick does its work quickly and u havea chance that someone didnt hear it or maybe think ur shoe squeeked while u were walking

AHAHAHAHHAHA sharting....

omigosh...this is funny, no farts is good! haha

I'd pick a Silent Fart. My friends say that Silent Farts are the most stinkyiest though...

quick fart

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I voted for quick farts, btw.

it doesnt matter to me.. fart is fart.. is not a crime.

nice call. i think its funny when people at my school fart and theyre all over it. theyre like "THAT WAS MINE!".

Silent fart.

how about a "no fart"? that would be nice (especially in public)

silent but deadly.

Umm.. a quick one =X

I prefer silent farts lol.

quick fart...hahah.

Woooot! I concur