On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," Little Johnny answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," he answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!"

n another

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

LMAO A PUPPY LOL
hmm the second one is weird...

that funny the first one.

The second joke had already been posted.

haha funny

lols the puppy ones funny buh the second ones been posted previously

yeah. i read the second joke before too. but i don't get a the puppy joke. i don't get any of the jokes anymore. i feel sad now.

i've heard of the second one

rotfl those are just hilarious LoL

lmao, i love little johnny

lmao thats funni yet gross

ROFL, A puppy! Thas really funny!