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diezelbabygrl_xoxo
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health
risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an
ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM guaranteed. Yeah
right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and
subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing
but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces
herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If
you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off
after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her
and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks
to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.

On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
10lb as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound
program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that Reads, "If
you catch me, you can have me!" He's out the door and after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but
when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days,
the same routine happens.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has
lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the
company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the
representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years".

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, I can have you!"

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queen
aaaaaahahah ;o poor dude
Just AJ
LOL OMG that's so wrong laugh.gif , I would hate to be that guy.
F1R3B4T
lmfao sad....
at least he loast like 30 pounds mellow.gif
whomps
ROFLMFAO. hahhahahaa..
elmogurly
ooh. scary *shudders....i feel sorry for that guy. i think...demand for your money back....better keep running.
gelionie
*lol* well at least that guy lost a lot of weight
ikayto
hmmmmmmmm what is ithe number of this company ....... rolleyes.gif
nycxjohn
lmao pink runnin shoes
conster
WHOAA LOL poor guy
Devastation
QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 12 2004, 2:50 AM)
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health
risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an
ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM guaranteed. Yeah
right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and
subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing
but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces
herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If
you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off
after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her
and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks
to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.

On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
10lb as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound
program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that Reads, "If
you catch me, you can have me!" He's out the door and after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but
when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days,
the same routine happens.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has
lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the
company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the
representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years".

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, I can have you!"

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LMFAO. great.
IIO__oII
HAHAHA.
i need that. ;D
chica777708
HAHA
tyedyefroggy
rotflmao........whoa....poor guy, but he lost some weight so I guess thats all good LoL
silver-rain
haah, wow. at least he lost some weight.
pnai4eva
OoO, that's scary in the end...at least he lost 30 lbs.
tootsie_kiddo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i wud hate to b dat guy for the last program! blink.gif
xtremeliquid
Haha that was funny.
kyuubi319
lmfao, LOL, omg, that poor guy! but if the guy in pink running shoes was hot... hmm.... can i have the number? tongue.gif
MasterNe0
I read this joke somewhere else before. it so funny and yet, sad for the guy. I wonder if he caught him.
ichiban
LMAO xD
StarStruck xD
haha poor guy !
DarkCrescentMoon
lmbo! that's great. yhanks! i needed a good laugh! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Weird addiction
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH laugh.gif biggrin.gif
x hYpErRoSeY x
LOL i feel really bad for that guy, shulda stuck with the 5 day program
F1R3B4T
lol just can't please obese men
sushiluva
lol omg that's funny.. i wonder what people were thinking as they saw a fat dude chasing a naked lady?? blink.gif laugh.gif
sporadic
lol that's... interesting o.O
dani41790
haha omfg that must b scary
celebrityaddict5
Lol that's funny!! Poor guy... >_<
vivieeeen
oh the poor guy!
he should have stuck to the 5 day programs!
lozerface87
laugh.gif
acidbreeze
haha, nice
inlonelinessidie
LOL. I heard that on a hispanic comedy show a while ago . . . still funny though, lol.
yeseulx3
happy.gif lmao aww... haha poor guy
MizzUndastoodGirl
LOL!!!! i'm glad i read this joke!! hahahah poor guy!
F1R3B4T
i cud use sum excercise... whistling.gif
xzxero
that guy better run like hell
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