Help - Search - Members - Calendar
Full Version: teacher
Forums > Community Center > Interests > Humor
F1R3B4T
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the
upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On
the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself
assigned to the toughest students in school.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as
possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit
unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times.

When he could do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his
tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class
raised it's level of unruliness.

Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big
stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places.

Discipline was not a problem from that day forth
dani41790
hahahaha lmao man that would scare me if teacher did that and i didnt noe he/she waznt wearin a cast
CloudUnionX
Woah, that would kinda freak me out too. laugh.gif
IIO__oII
hahaha that took me awhile to get.... =]
Luster Soldier
Hahahah! That's awesome.
F1R3B4T
yea i gotta admit it'd be pretty damn freaky
elmogurly
man i don't get it. there is something seriously wrong with me...darn it
ikayto
wow what a BADASS!!
nycxjohn
LMAOO wow this jokes pretty good!
Devastation
QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 11 2004, 11:37 PM)
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the
upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On
the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself
assigned to the toughest students in school.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as
possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit
unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times.

When he could do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his
tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class
raised it's level of unruliness.

Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big
stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places.

Discipline was not a problem from that day forth

lol
nice. if i ever become a teacher, i shall dothat. just to scare the little kids.
highly_evolved
lolol thats funny
chica777708
HAHA took me a min. to get that one, yah well, that would freak me out, if I didnt know it was a cast under him HAHA
tyedyefroggy
omgosh I would be sooo freaked out......
lilteardrop
HAHA GOOD ONEE
silver-rain
wow, i would be freaked out by that too.
pnai4eva
LOL, freaky___
tootsie_kiddo
HAHA dat teacher wud sooo freak me out pinch.gif
xtremeliquid
Haha that was a good one.
kyuubi319
LOL, nice one
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.