My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.

On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was about the 10 commandments. He sat through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out he waited until the sermon was over and went to talk to the minister.

"Father, I came here today to steal a hat to replace the one I lost. But after hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I changed my mind."

The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was it when I started to preach thou shall not steal, that changed your heart?"

My uncle responded, "No, it was the one on adultery. When you started to preach on that, I remembered where I left my hat."

lol i had to read it twice to get it

LOL. That funny.

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lmao glad every1 likes it

hahaha dayum thats one naughty guy

lols that jokes pretty funny

humerous. basically anything you post is funny.

ok.. umm I read it like 3times I dont get it

LoL some people these days

Naughty uncle...

ok. adultery means when ur cheating on your wife or husband. 2 of teh 10 commandments are "thou shall not steal" and "thou shall not commit adultery".
the uncle remembers where he placed his hat when the preist guy was reading the 10 commandments. but the priest thot that he had chosen not to steal instead, when he actually remembered he put down his hat somewhere when he was hafing an affair

haha lol! naughty guy...

Haha I get that.

rofl, i get it, lol
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