Winston Peters is visiting a school.

In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offersthat, "if my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy".

"No," Winston says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy". "I'm afraid not, "explains Winston, "that is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent, none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks Winston, "isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Winston Peters was blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy".

"Wonderful!" Winston beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss!"

HAHHAHAHA lol smart boy!

LOL. Great joke.

hehe..it wouldn't be a tradgedy to me..

hahaha, he got pwned

LoL that was really good

haha, winston got seved. lo., nice comeback

hahaha winston got pwned

lol pwned? he was a school kid tryin to answer a simple quesion
but yea PwN4g3

hahahahhaha kids are cute <33


PS.F1R3B4T--HOW MANY JOKES DID YOU POST? dang..

me? i dint post a lot

LOL nice

f1r3b4t u do post a lot of jokes tho

shaaup...
lmfao i can't resist, they are funni!

I see...

LOL nice joke ;]

HAHA how funnie, the lil boi is very smart lol

HAHA whos wintson peters?

haha, yeah i know. its funny- but its even funnier when its bush instead of winston peters.

hahahahaa, that wuz good.

lmfao bush instead of peters? lol i'll consider it next time

haha dat guy is so smart!

hahaha, lmao, thats funny, i read that before on IGN but it was with Jesse JAckson intsead of Winston Peters