A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I`ve got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked.
"an apple" replied little Raymond
"no," said the teacher " it`s a tomato but it shows your thinking."
"I`ve now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it."
"An apple," replied little Ian "No it`s an onion, but it shows your thinking."
Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I`ve got something under my desk that`s an inch long, white and it has a red end."
"Dirty little boy," said the teacher
"No it`s a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered.

lol cutteee =P

LOL... witty kid

hm...disturbing...

very disturbing but funny.

LOL lmao thats funni...

that kid's funny!

haha i love little johnny jokes

lmao yea me too

lmao funny joke first time i've heard it so its pretty good ;]

LoL mann, thats kinda naughty, -mumbles- stupid teacher, sheesh their only 6 years old. LoL

HAHAHA lil johnny is sooo fricken smart!

Haha Lil Johnny.

lol...funny =D

hahaha das funny xDD
lol, smart kid, i was thinking the same thing is the teacher.