A chemist, a biologist, and an electrical engineer were on death row waiting for the electric chair. The chemist was brought forward first.

"Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner, strapping him in.

"No," replied the chemist. The executioner flicked the switch, and nothing happened.

Under state law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner has to be released, so the chemist was released.

Then the biologist was brought forward.

"Do you have anything you want to say?"

"No, just get on with it."

The executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so the biologist was released.

Then the electrical engineer was brought forward.

"Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner.

"Yes," replied the engineer. "If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this thing work."

lol...dumb engineer engineers are cool

Lol. Smart yet dumb engineer. That waht you get for being a engineer and take your job a bit too seriously.

lmao usually its the electircal engineer whos smart in these type jokes

haha lol hes smart but.... stupid for telling the executioner lol

ugh that dumb engeneer.

lmao thats exactly the joke

lol, i heard a version bout this before. instead of an electric chair, it was a thing where the knife goes down n cuts ur head. i think it was a chinese guy, a filipino, n a potoge (not sure how to spell it, but in hawaii its the same as blonde/dumb person). yea, well, the first to face down, thing doesnt work so they are free, 3rd faces up n says he sees wuts rong wit the thing. yea..

lmao i guess that engineer wanted to die

HAHA i have something like that:
thre was a blond, brunette, and a red head.
they were all to be executed by a guillotine
the brunette was first. the executioner asked her if she wanted any last words. saying no, the rope was released. however, the blade stope 2 inches from her neck. the crowd muttered among themselves and decided it was a sign not to kill her. so they let the brunette go. the same thing happened to the red head, so she was let go. when it was the blond's turn, the executioner asked if she had any last words. "yup," she replies. she pointed to the top of the guillotine, where the rope was tangled up. "i think you should untangle the rope to make it work."...
;D

HAHA wow I get it LOL funnie

lols thahs just suicide

haha funny stuff

aww poor egineer..... he wants to die.....

s2pid engineer...now i'm starting 2 feel sorry 4 him...

ahahah lol! funny one!

yah dumb ppl...hahaha good one

Eh...

haha, oh dang, that sounds like something I would do