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Angel_Cece
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

"Wow!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March."
tootsie_kiddo
i saw a kid at a shop and he was holding condomz and his mom was lyk, "oooh sweetie, those rnt for u, PUT THEM AWAY U LIL BRATTTTTT" and the kid was lyk, "WAT R THESE MOM?????" haha
IIO__oII
awwww hahaha :D
poor parents.... =O
F1R3B4T
wow lmao sad kid
chimps ate my hw
read that one cher _smile.gif
elmogurly
lol... laugh.gif
conster
hahaha lol funny
dani41790
lmao thats funni
F1R3B4T
i think thers supposed to be a longer version one that included 7 for each day of the week or 4 for once a week stuff like that
nycxjohn
lols sad...guys dont get any anymore
pnai4eva
LOl, thas funny
MasterNe0
Yep, very funny.
xtremeliquid
Haha funny.
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